Me reading batcest fics: they need the most fucked up dynamics possible, maybe some dubious consent, fuck buddy shenanigans or overall complicated relationships. Just make it weird or make it messy, or best of all make it both
Me writing batcest fics: they need to check in on consent at least three times, and still feel bad even after they have it, and one of them has to either say I love you or imply deeper feelings at some point. Oh, and also someone has an incest kink.
















