*misses fruits that are out of season*

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

#as if the vaccine or getting back to the world will unbreak our cursed brains#people who grew up during the depression used to save margarine tins even when they were financially flush#we’re going to be shitting out cursed content until we die

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

i’m sorry but the hannah montana transition music is truly what’s driving me nuts watching this

The only possible response

who’s indulging tonight??

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

Is this post the spiritual successor to those in-game photos of Shulk and Bowser from Smash 4?

Love wins

Lmfaoooooooooooo

another day another knee

JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!

i have received some ATROCIOUS news