nuts to you

Well now I really want to watch this movie.

Writing like this is something I haven't seen since Livejournal, and that is a sad sad thing. Absolutely stupendous.

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one

current note count: 82

don't you put that curse on me

you little shits

An important part of watching Farscape is living with the suspense that at any point Ben Browder could decide to Do A Voice or, god forbid, Do An Accent, and start pronouncing words in ways no human being has ever thought of

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.