welcome to the bathroom

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

Howl's pooping asshole

Stop

Peepee's delivery service

TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

I don't even have tiktok I'm just saying this as a concerned citizen

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

"i think women should be meaner!!" you can't even handle leg hair

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

Grinch meat

i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood