Human. Astronaut. Natural Born Loser.

Does anyone else miss REAL Survivor? They used to strand the contestants on L class planets close enough to a black hole that the time dilation effect meant that they’d be there for a hundred days in a standard week and now they just give the latinum to any starfleet officer with an assimilated loved one lmao. I hear Survivor Cardassia goes crazy though maybe I’ll switch to that.

characters on farscape love to do what can only be called “classic sexual harassment pranks”

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

Happy Pride Month