chronic prettyboy

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

I literally have live in Connecticut my entire life, specifically coastal CT and thought this until I was in college.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow