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Its too hot to make a post my posting zooxanthellae has abandoned me and bleached my skeleton

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I dunno, I’ve been burned before

this is why you shouldn't swear

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

hello i am a stranger here are my thoughts on bullshit. now you're mad. beautiful world