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i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

I LOVE HER.

i would die for that cat

This is what invasive thoughts look like

My heart

I’m not crying

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

there’s a horror story in this somewhere

raccoons and their… little hands

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

I NEED THIS LEVEL OF SOUL NOURISHMENT

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll