I Just Really Love Cats

shine normal like a plain rock

at her house eating the aquarium gravel

"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

Wife Swap

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you? 

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human