now at @dykeshakespeare

new ask meme: tell me a character you think I have the same energy as

Alternate universe Ratatouille

Ratacoochie

This post shot me in the chest twice

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal

I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system

i need yall to understand that max is poor and max and el almost certainly stole every single thing they got from the mall

i think we, as a culture, have moved too far away from fantasy films where every plot thread is like “the dragon rider and the werewolf joined a crew of sky pirates and hit a storm of cloud-eels but luckily they were saved by a friendly pod of star whales” or whatever the fuck was going on with movies like stardust and time bandits . it’s doesn’t necessarily make a good film but i feel like there’s something deep in our lizard brains that craves stories entirely made up of weird bullshit