I don't even like mint.

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

yeah okay ill reblog that

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

worst part about changing the batteries in a wiimote is putting her fuckass panties back on i gotta strongarm that greasy ass 2006 rubber casing like a wwe wrestler yellin HEAVE HO out loud to nobody

@controllerpervert

controller who now

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

You did, my leige

No, that can’t be right.

Per my archaeologist friend, dead baby cave is really not so unusual, though usually it's wells, not caves. Though the fact that dead baby cave is a portal to Narnia isn't usually part of the archeological digs.