be kind and polite, and the world will be right!

hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason

are we not going to talk about the dragon

damn, they werent kidding. these ponies are little

Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions! Infinite skipping! Replay the song you want! And even do it offline? No ads! Whatever songs you want! For a small monthly payme-” Me: *nods, turns off Spotify and turns on my MP3 player and does all the things they offer, but for free and with songs they don’t even have*

You can also rip audio files from youtube and find files all over the internet. It is far easier to come across great and lesser known music if you dont limit yourself to spotify.

the funniest tiktoker to me is the guy who's tattooing their own legs every day for a year (up to day 241 rn) and all the tattoos look like dogshit and everyone is so so fucking mad in the comments but the guy simply could not care less. vibing.

Worst crime Victor Frankenstein ever committed was taking one of the hottest concepts ever (reclaiming the act of creation from God AKA reclaiming the divine for yourself) and making it completely unsexy by behaving like a little bitch

can't find a job because "jeff the killer" is already taken

by who

jeff

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?

as your doctor i advise u to eat some pussy and quit worryin about it

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

i know that. i see documentaries