god nerfed me

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

someone convince me that downloading PDFs is not actually the same thing as working on my dissertation

I just came out here to have a good time

indeed it does Umberto Eco 😔

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

Cuddling into bed with new oc scenerio to imagine before bed is like when your favorite youtuber posts a new hour long video for you to eat dinner with. Good feeling the both of them

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem