take ur shoes off. & THROW them in the lake

Now in my red bubble if you want to get this on a notebook or magnet or something 👍

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

[ID: Text from Grandma that reads “For your information: I called Starbucks they are selling the Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino now. Should you decide to go there anytime soon, I would love one and will get you your drink of choice too. Plus I will ❤️ you forever. Your suffering grandma. End ID.]

[ID: A screenshot of a tweet by @/itsamandamartrice that reads, "The truth is: romantic love has never protected women the way financial independence has." End ID.]

my moroccan friend is stuck in the deportation center (hard to talk abt so dont ask me) and we're trying 2 get them out but at the same time theyre trying to organize help for a libyan queer person they met in there lol i really admire this kind of person like using their limited time on the phone to also try to arrange help for someone else. id like to think i would act the same way if i were ever imprisoned but who knows. hoping to not find out but you know how life is

everything requires so much maintenance forever. can we do something about the law of entropy

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

[ID: meme with a picture of a tiny kitten sitting next to an open laptop. Text on the image reads: “I remain ambivalent about my puter. It contains multitudes. Friends. Enemies. Love. Hate. To reduce it to one or the other is an exercise in foolishness.” End ID]

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor