how did I get here

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

who is leon dbd

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #I am reblogging twice becaus ei am In Tears luagjing at this man #Fuckinnnn gettin railed into the mic with occasional 7 seconds full throttle screams in between /End ID]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

(to the tune of pink pony club) g-d what have you done / become a thief in the night / and a dog on the run oh mama

start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now

this is an ftm and transmasc centered blog but I would like to add that this applies to tgirls and estrogen too. don't fuckin back down don't shut up be loud and be sexy and be angry

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood