Bud Cort Official VEVO

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry