Jordan The Dog Queen

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

I would give ANYTHING for Clara Oswald and Eleven to just BE HAPPY :’)

This is super helpful!’

That makes sense. Lucifer functionally lives in an airport. Lucifer's been in Hell longer than most of its denizens. Sinners were coming and going in relevance even *before* exterminations started taking place. The only names worth remembering for him would be his immediate family. $20 says Lucifer only asked Charlie for Alastor's name to get the plaque made right and he will probably never use Alastor's correct name again to his face again. Vaggi ought to be honored that the King of Hell was *even* trying to learn her name while still in workshop :p

Can anyone with experience having no skin DM so I can ask some questions, I'm trying to write something?