fucked up that we got 2024 on monday

Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

Update, I woke up from the surgery and, while high on anaesthetic and painkillers, told the nurses that they scared me titless

people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

Paramore was right. Hard times

The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

You know it’s a great puppet when you don’t even notice the two entire people under and behind its body moving its limbs until it’s halfway across the stage.

Even after I realized it's a puppet, my brain is still telling me "those are just its handlers, it's walking around on its own". It's incredibly lifelike, especially the way it moves (or is, technically, being moved).

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”