one positive I can see to polyamory is having more people to beat when you come home drunk

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it's kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they're sharing their personal, more private self. You're famous to me for just being you.

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

We honor our foremother Virginia Woolf by stream-of-consciousness posting

is he ya know *makes limp wrist gesture* a person with a broken wrist

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

this goes hard 🤯