the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

Good for her. A man that waits until he has a woman pregnant or dependent to take the mask off is dangerous.

Exactly. He wouldn’t have provided for this baby if she had decided to keep it. She dodged a bullet.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america