Birdie

I think it would be awesome if jema started a stream and then he stopped talking over the game and suddenly he started singing the most beautiful song anyone has ever heard

powerful them

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

my apolitical border patrol game's "craniometric measurement" minigame you HAVE to do to figure out if someone is a terrorist demon is garnering a lot of criticisms already answered by the "apolitical border patrol game" part and i really feel like theyre focusing too much on the craniometric measuring minigame and not all the time i spent coding the minigame where your commanding officer gives you a "foot-job" (cause this is a freaky game!) and asks you to put your genetically pure babies in her for the glory of the state. i didnt even use ai im ANTI AI i hired an artist why is everyone made at me???? did you want it to be more solarpunk????

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

People will say that trans women are dangerous and then you meet one and she’s just some girl named Luna who hasn’t had a hug in twenty years

everything can be improved by lesbianism

you couldn't take my ass on dungeon crawls because i'd always be climbing into the spike pits to get a closer look at the rotting corpses impaled on them