she floppy on my disk til i eject

good music should beat the shit out of you

sometimes i get really overwhelmed by love for blorbo and start saying things to myself like I need to gnaw his head off

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*