THEYRE BOOING HIS ASS LMAOOOOOO

my gf was showing me the finch app and how you get rewards for doing daily tasks and can buy outfits and stuff from the shop w those rewards and i was telling her how this exact kind of game is my favorite but i don’t think finch would be doling out rewards frequently enough for me to stay invested so i would probably have to timeskip and she was like “the point of the self care app is to create healthy habits not timeskip to get the most outfits”

everyone in the right lane is my enemy. no i will NOT be letting you in after you just cut the whole line. dickhead

the idea of a frat having an in house scribe is endlessly amusing to me. imagine the living room court hearings over coors light vs michelob and who sold in fort the other day and beer dye regulations. imagine kyle decked out in double sunglasses and beige chino shorts typing at 20wpm while the boys discuss keg stand techniques that NEED to be notarized for future generations. imagine the possibilities

it sucks that you never know what kind of watermelon you’re gonna get until you crack it open. metaphor for chungus life ig

i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry but a cinderella story does something to me IMMMMMM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY but like just picture cmm cmm mcmc as a butch lesbian and it’s all good bro it’s all fuckin good