Clara Mello

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# 01: The Joseph - Nashville, TN,  March 3, 2026, Rating: 4/10

“Four out of ten—oh fuck—this shower is too narrow.” The three of them barely fit together in it. The complimentary shower gel, conditioner, and shampoo set are bolted onto the wall so low that it’s beginning to bump into Rumi & Mira’s heads. Her girls, however, are nothing if not determined. “Oh god—Rumi.” They find a way to pin her in between them anyway, with Rumi nosing along her shoulder as her hand snakes down along her stomach and then lower; and Mira pressed up against her front, kissing them both, kissing them hungrily. The water’s nice, at least. A good temperature, steam fogging up as they— “Yes, yes!” Zoey sobs. “There.”

# 02: Hotel Mitsui  - Kyoto, Japan, March 8, 2026, Rating: 7/10

This one’s better because it has a tub. A pretty good one too—set deep into the floor and wide enough for three, with a little ledge that Zoey’s been hoisted up on, her back against Mira’s—Mira who is whispering into her ear while Rumi sinks into the water and in between her legs, and, and, and— Oh god, okay, maybe it’s an eight, instead.

# 03: The Dakota - Glasgow, Scotland, March 17, 2026, Rating: 1/10

“What the fuck.” Zoey hisses, holding a towel over her body. It’s so unsexy. It’s so incredibly unsexy. “Why are there eleven shower heads? What the fuck is this? A biblically accurate shower? Be not afraid? I’m afraid!” “It’s… a shower?” Mira is nonplussed. She is also perfect and beautiful and gorgeous enough that Zoey does not hold this against her. And Rumi seems to be trying to operate a mysterious and infuriatingly minimalistic square knob—square! knob!—to turn on this fuck-ass shower and it reminds her of when all the cars started turning the PRNDL into a fucking microwave knob all over again, and why is she acting like this is normal? Last she checked there weren’t any UFO decontamination chamber ass showers in Jeju island, and— “Nope! Sorry.” Zoey sets her foot down. “No shower sex at all—ever—in that thing.” Rumi pouts. “But—” “Forget it!” Mira twiddles her thumbs. “Even—?” “No, Mira, find a different shower!”

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Inspired by silliness brought about by @clar-a-m and our other friends on discord talking about ridiculous rich people showers! xD and alsothis historic tumblr post AND another one about zoey having rumira rate weird showers that i saw ages ago? i think? i wish i could find it but i can't [sob] but i loved it thank you op!

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May I present to you, nationalclothing.org?

I'm making this single post to link several resources and posts so it'll be easier to get

Comprehensive post with ways you can help internationally

This is a link to a post that has several donation links and links to information sources regarding the current state of the disaster.

Dona Yummy

It's a relief fund set up by Yummy, a venezuelan food delivery and taxi app. Them and other allied companies are matching 20-25% of your donation; it accepts international cards, ACH, cryptocurrency and PIX for brazilians.

You can also download the food delivery app since it isn't region locked and order food, medicine and hygiene products from the available supermarkets and farmacies in the app and deliver it to the address of your choice.

Update June 29 2026: Vicente Zavarce, founder of Yummy has posted a tweet stating how the funds are being managed. The tweet is in spanish.

Here is also proof of the funds being used for tents for the refugee camp at Parque del Este.

For more updates on how those funds are being used and other ways Yummy is helping outt during this disaster, check out Vicente Zarvace's twitter and Yummy's socials.

Update July 02 2026: After reaching over a million dollars, the donation link of Dona Yummy now has a transparency section, there you can see in real time how your donations are being used.

Dona Seguro

A webpage created by the venezuelan journalist Ernesto Fuenmayor and vouched by Estefanía León, comedian from a well known venezuelan podcast El Cuartico.

This webpage has several reputable and verified charities for international donations with proof that your donations are reaching the intended communities. This will help to ease your uncertainty of whether your donation is actually helping or not.

Why you shouldn't donate to the venezuelan Red Cross

As it is, the venezuelan red cross has been in the hands of the regime for several years and the donations made to them won't reach us at all.

It was seized by the regime on 2023 and has been under the control of the Rodríguez siblings since.

It is a very corrupt institution, if you want to donate do so at the other charities venezuelans have vouched for.

I am unaware of how other international Red Cross charities are operated, but it's preferable if you donate with the other charities that venezuelans have vouched for.

Update July 01 2026: Here's a brief video by venezuelan lawyer and historian AlexTVzla explaining how the regime took over the venezuelan Red Cross.

Donating to your local donation centers

You can also continue to donate non-perishable food, medicine, medical supplies, baby and kids products, tents, sleeping bags, blankets, clothes and personal hygiene products to your local venezuelan donation sites since those who lost everything will be in refugee camps for the forseeable future that will follow this disaster.

Internet for rescuers and earthquake victims in Venezuela

Conexión Segura Y Libre is an NGO who specializes in anti-censorship tips and free speech in Venezuela. They have shared a gofundme campaign to raise funds to continue to deploy emergency satellite internet points with generators and phone-charging stations in the hardest-hit areas to help survivors, volunteers and rescue teams stay connected.

Other ways you can help

i think the funniest possible outcome is either

rumi going on weverse to post an audio clip of her most recent polyphia attempt, with a sad face saying that she's working on it (it is almost up to speed and too clean for the kpop princess the fans assume she is) and breaking twitter

rumi never saying anything other than demurring "oh i play guitar sometimes" and everyone assuming zoey and mira are just hyping her up as usual... only for a variety show to actually give her a guitar and she plays something crazy and also breaking twitter

either way by the end of the month bobby is fielding calls from basically every guitar and guitar-adjacent company in the world for a sponsorship and offers to design a signature model

Huntrix at undisclosed fast food restaurant place

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.

fandom: KPOP demon hunters ship: polytrix, rumi/mira/zoey rating: explicit chapter: 2/4 word count: 22,076

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