Guys let’s do a trauma candy salad (it doesn’t necessarily have to be something traumatic but something just funny ig).
I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.
Moots im tagging: @frxnkiistein @jacksfoxevangeline @electri-art-and-sillies @kai-islost @thelocalfroggo @flankerclinger0a @thebillyboi123 @wd-tism
I'm @jacksfoxevangeline, and in sixth grade, I was accused of being a witch for 2 months by a boy named Tyler. I brought the Nerds Gummy Clusters.
@written-by-music @babylon-butterfly @artemisiamasterofnone @arson-the-artificer-offical @alien-in-washington @elliotsaqueenfan @hypnopompic-decay @mariorat-the-aroace @chill-lesbian2013 @small-bottle-of-expired-milk
I'm Pebble and most of my friends have physically abused me :3
I brought the gay bacon :3
@juno-is-awesome @professional-fool-of-energy @laciffo-natas @mariorat-the-aroace @ayunis-new-acc @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @killermothirl22 @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @zoerrr +open tags :3
I’m gayden and when I was 9 my dad called me a knockout and whistled at me
I brought skittles
@an-insane-alt @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy @izzie-of-suburbia-official and open tags
I’m Caine and when i was 11, my best friend slapped me across the face. Ever since then i’ve had trust issues. Uhh i brought Skittles gummies :3
@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @redtheredheadeddemon @joe-chungus
im red and when I was 9 I was doing chores and forgot to give the dog water' so in return my stepmom grounded me from water, I brought the gay bacon
@wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @izzybellzzz @victoria33787 @joe-chungus @ella3clipse
im vic and when I was 6 I fell down in my house and had brain trauma
I BROUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS!!
@panfandomgoblin @j3lly-b34nz @spicylime-r2 @virtuedoll @joe-chungus @b1gg3stb1gack @hyperfixatedmythosgirl
Hi, I'm B3@^Z (Beans), when I was five this boy kept telling the teacher that I cussed even tho I didn't, and she didn't believe me, so I kept getting in trouble for it. A few years after that (I was seven I think?) I was having a panic attack because the teacher called me up and told me very gently that I needed to turn in some work (had one after/during that first thing too, this panic attack one was from the trauma of the first thing mentioned!), and after I was crying for a minute or so she called me back up and asked if we were humans or dogs, before sending me back to my desk (still crying and hyperventilating, but also now self conscious of my whimpering), and those two things have given me a long lasting fear of being called up to the teacher for unknown reasons!
I brought a bag of milk chocolate chips :3
@inky2cu @trouble-warning @cranky-clusmy-cookie @serial-designation-j-offical, @panfandomgoblin, probably others I've forgor, not on my computer rn so soz about that! (Open tags as well)
Don't feel pressured to answer or give a serious response :3
Hi, I'm the trauma giver in this post, actually
Or Inky
Inky works too
Anyway, back somewhere between 2nd and 4th grade (I dont remember), there was this kid I used to lock eyes with every 10 to 20 minutes, then slide my thumb across my throat showing that I was gonna kill him. I thought it was a joke. Turns out, doing that freaks people out
Anyway, I got in trouble for it (BECAUSE DUH??) and we became friends for the rest of that year
Then the guy moved away, and I havent seen him since
Anyway, I brought m&ms just so you guys can reach for a skittle and get an m&m instead.
@endermen123911 @coolyoutube @cranky-clusmy-cookie @shadowmilks-autism-diagnosis @sir-froggs (I don't know how you feel about being tagged, but we interact sometimes... I think...) @knowledgentruth @trouble-warning @mikamillieasks @that-one-unknown-artist @thesknight @choco-vanilla-cream-cookie @emrys-nox @wonder-is-confused @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry
Hmmmm I admittedly don’t remember a lot of my childhood…………which may or may not be a red flag idk. I do have two things though. One I know that, even though I can’t remember specific instances or what exactly was said, I do remember that sometimes when friends couldn’t make it to whatever plans we had or said they couldn’t hang out, my mom would make comments that would make me doubt that their reasons were sincere and make me think that they didn’t actually want to hang out with me and I still struggle a lot with thinking ppl actually like me. The second thing was I had a friend stay the night once and apparently she got onto my parents computer while we were all asleep and looked up porn and I got blamed. I didn’t even know what porn was at the time but my parents didn’t believe me. Don’t remember exactly when this was but I’m pretty sure I was still in elementary school or it was very early middle school.
I’m bringing dove dark chocolate to the bowl I guess since it’s my favorite.
for ppl I tag (don’t have many I feel comfortable tagging since some already were), feel free to ignore if you don’t feel comfortable sharing. @sen-sational @sinclairmaxwellao3 @atherflame-theconcubus
Not a childhood thing but something that happened to me in my mid-twenties: I was several months pregnant and my partner (the baby's father and someone I was entirely dependent on since I had quit my job to be a stay at home parent to our soon-to-be child) told me that if his ex showed up at his front door, he'd more than likely take her back. 👍 I have never been able to forget it.
I'm bringing gluten free, low sugar sour gummies. ✌️
@turbotasthick @cyborgfoxcripple
When I was 16 to 17 years old, my dad often had to carry me to the bathroom because I have Schizencephaly, and I couldn't walk by myself. Unfortunately, while we did have a wheelchair, it was too big for the bathroom doorway, and we really didn't have a choice because we didn't have the proper equipment for a disabled person like myself because the government fucking sucks.
Dad tried to carry me to the bathroom. We fell, and I broke two of my femurs. Worst pain I've ever experienced besides recovery from a scoliosis surgery when I was 12. On top of that, my dad hid his severe depression and anxiety about failing me and my sister and was secretly drinking. My grandmother, no longer trusting her own son, took custody of me while my little sister went to live with her mom.
My dad and I have long since reconciled after he got sober, and he's working his ass off to regain custody of me and find a place where I can get better access to physical therapy. I'm proud of him.
I'll bring hot chocolate and cool chocolate milk for anyone who wants it. :)
@psychosistr @lil-kat2002
hai, im Yemi / @st4ry3mi, and when i was in 2nd grade, i was falsely accused of cursing in class, and bevause the rest of my class (or most of them) didnt like me, they lied and agreed that i did it, and so i was publicly humiliated and forced to walk lapd and cry during the entirety of recess, given 2 day of in school suspension and a few days of out of school suspension (bc i did some other stuff, hence why no one liked me🥲), and placed on behaviour contract for the rest of elementary.
oh and i brought the pop rocks :)
@aikaisdyingwithstrawberries @brotsune-miku @blahajajajajaj @constellations-reblogs @depressionanddrama @demonchildofhades @gay-mormon-wizard @imapuppeteer @imliterallyinsanern @nicoscoffee @n1c0l4ssss @pinkfluffybabyaxolotl @vickysnowpawz @yourturnyourtricks @zianathebi @zeepzorpgleepglorp
Hi! I’m Ziana and in kindergarten, some kid was showing me their fnaf background and the teacher caught us and I lied about it and got in trouble and had to sit on the rainbow carpet all by myself and cried abt it.
and I brought the glow pop lollipops! :3
@calcium-is-screaming @raventhecrispy-offical @real-life-gay-ass @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @thesolofthevoid @totalloserrr24601 @thecatboyknight @iwouldratherbereadingrn @its-oliver-bitches @i-eat-asphalt @i-ate-all-of-my-toes @ourscarygirl @luckiiusa @lmfaoisafk @leo-nite @averageao3enjoyer @ach1ll3zzzzzz @astrawnova @sonicfartthree @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @smallestcheese @destroyed-and-betrayed-323 @dusky-shark13 @holliewoodnot @zanderandthemetaphysicalcrisis @xaviertheamazing @confusedfroggirl @very-normal-tape-recorder @blahajajajajaj @not-a-tipy @mischivous-queer @miramicw
Hi I’m Alex and in eighth grade I was bullied for liking anime and the boy bullying me would always talk about inappropriate stuff and then say I was the weird one :(
Also I brought cheddar and colby jack cheese :3
@mountgreylock @mossymycelium @chernobylcatfish09 @babylon-butterfly @m3dicated-bun @jirai-haruhi @spookthelilguy @lucluckiest @hellokittythrowingupbees @the-asocial-moth7 + open tags!!
I’m Dallas and I was raised in a borderline cult for 4 years (9 to 13)
I brought Nerds gummy clusters
@flowersdontgrowl @jirai-haruhi @lizard-braind
One time when I was 9 me and my dad got into an argument and at the time my book selves were broken and he took like the part of the book selve that hold the books and threw it right next to me it didn't hit me but there is now a dent in my wall
And I brought the DR PEPPER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tags - @inf3cted-c0rpse @alhyastarain @flotieclouds @floralflaying @strawberryfairyflower @zzz0mbiegurl @nito-not-found @boop-bo0p @d0ki-d0ki-k0k0 @retrynowforme @pearchip @puppy-exe-stopped-responding @insanejiraiboy @spookthelilguy @sora2real @the-jax-of-jiraiblr @zoobl3ofjiraiblr @your-coquette @mochachaniscooked @your-saving-grace @evilyaoi413 @hpdamechan @deathbymicrophone @karakuri-ningy0 @herrscherofyuriblehh @heavenb1tes @damsel-understresss @fawnedupon @temporal-hoodoo @teto-teto505 @fayonette @fangz2sweet @222yokai222 @chocochipmunnum @96princessxx @porceiaincat @cantfuckingremember @f0rever-devoted @vincian4 @dinkingmyoiter6 @el1as1sd3ad @elarawandahoi @mori-chrysanthemum @nitoisntdead @rotteninternetangelxoxo @inkstainedribbons @bl0ody-bandag3s @yumeenyan @disposabe-plastic-bag @boreddddddddddddddddddddd
Hi hiii, Im Cloudii and from grade 1 to 7 I was crushing hard on my bully. He is the person who told me to kms and I embarrassingly liked it and thought I could 'change' him. He also said he'd cook and eat my bunny. He said and did a lot of things. Anyways he is studying to be a pilot rn but I hope he doesn't succeed !
Im bringing those hamburger gummy candies
Tags!
@takopichan00 @my-double-suicide @nolongerhuman999 @let-you-down @sickscksangel @wonderkat-jirai @retrovanilla @winnytrash-ex @crushmyprettyheart @bottleangles @r0tt3neclipse
Helloooo!! My name is Nene, and when I was 13, I had to be stuck begging my online best friend not to khs, and fail, and be there, trying to change her mind and stop her amd she texted me as she OD'd, and I have to sit amd couldn't do anything because she lived in the other side of the world. Mind you, she was crushing on me, and that day, I was planning on confessing.
And I brought licorice!! ^^
Tag: @hpdamechan @creepedoutanya @elarawandahoi @d0ki-d0ki-k0k0
@wan-derful @wuthering-on-ur-ashes @wan-derful @wrongfacedsunflower @pientones @angelic-svicide @scarredstar18 @dinkingmyoiter6 @fangz2sweet @gods-jest3r @gogolsbf @hrrrrt-stops-beating1128 @jellyjesterjirai @bloody----snow @cool-account-name @creepedoutanya @Milwaukee
hey my name is ren and when i was like 9 i was clinically depressed and i also tried to kms, my mom took away my door because i said i wasn’t christian as well !!
i brought the sour jolly rancher gummies!
@nito-not-found @h0stile-yum @mxjuskewl @dinkingmyoiter6
Ah im sorry you had to go through that, you’re a really strong person for continuing to be here and keep trying despite that though :)
I don’t remember much really therefore I won’t be saying anything, but I still didn’t want to come empty handed so I’ll bring some laffy taffy
For any of my mutuals that want to participate, you don’t have to if you’re not comfortable but if you want to be heard you absolutely can
@when-you-find-yourself @wuthering-on-ur-ashes @caterpiris11 @cloveriz @boop-bo0p @nyabby-superfan @mybloodi5purple @luc1d-landfill @randomfriendlyloser
Hello im nyabby and my worst fear came true
My best friend got a boyfriend
I bought Brownies :3
@ena-the-eepy @certified-dot-simp @fauna-loves-spinel @marelimarlop @katarithekat @evee1308 @caterpiris11
Hi, I'm Mareli and my cat's been missing since February 14
My cat Lucky always comes home for a day, eats, and then leaves for 1 or 2 days, but we haven't seen since February 14
I brought dulce de leche (I don't know how it is said in English, but it's delicious)
@reizoko145 @ena-the-eepy @fuladarisdayotim @lizzy-not-found @fauna-loves-spinel @squirpies @screen-head-girl
Hello, I'm Bunny. I got hit head on by an old guy with bike and blacked out on impact standing up right when I was 15. I would then black out 2 more times due to health reasons, (once at college and second I hit my head and bled on the bathroom floor but luckily didn't need the hospital)
And I bought chocolate orange mini eggs.
@sleepydragonman < go on, tell them
hello I'm coco and my cat has been missing since January. Also one time on a drive I saw a cat get run over by a car and pretend like it didn't happen. And i bought 2 half-price twix packets with mini Twix!
@cosmicwifirouter @ferretsevilarc @sunnie-side-ups @chaimydrink @unity-obj (I think we're moots) i wanna tag aesthetic but idk theyre on break 🤔🤔🤔 also my other moots can come? I forgot all of them lmzo
dw twin, we are moots now!!!
okay so, HII my name is phelle (or as tumblr knows me as unity!) and accidentally walked into my brother doing it with his (now ex) gf in my room and found out his gf was cheating on the same day as she did it in my room TOO! oh, and i brought reese's cups! i forgot my moots, wait. @a3stheticcc @piinkcheesse @sun-dancer09 @kidioo @melocores
HIII, My name is Kidioo and I was on my way home when a man appeared behind me and started making advances (I was a minor and he was an old man-) so...I ran away.
I brought some marshmallows! And moot @caspercapita @xeonnnnnn @sunnie-side-ups and more- (I don't know if I can tag them sooo..)
Hiyaaa, my name is Mabel or Sunnie‼️⭐️
Uhmmm like a year ago a few days before Valentine's Day a boy asked me out. Except he didn't JUST ask me out. He asked me in front of my entire drama class. With stage lights on us. WITH JUICE WRLD PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. I had no interest in him whatsoever and he used to send really creepy letters to my friend. I dunno if that's traumatic but I cannot forget about it.
Uhm I brought skittles and confetti cupcakes‼️
Tagging @cosmicwifirouter @ferretsevilarc @tiredwryvern @papalotesketches @l1111y @ladyxuan !!!
Helloo! This is still Xuan (clxudyxuan or ladyxuan), just on my OG account because my other account got no moots :(( CAUSE IT'S STILL BRAND NEW CRIES
When I was 8 years old, I was very hyperactive thus I would run up and down the cashier line in stores (where they also kept their candy bars) to go talk to my grandma and my mom on both sides because what else was I supposed to do, stand there? *intense inhale*
So when I was trusted to hold the shopping bag with all the stuff I was all like 'FINEE.' and when we headed down the escalator I noticed there was like. 2-3 random chocolate bars (the tiny ones) in the bag and being a curious eight year old, I took them out and held them out and asked my grandma where did these come from and she just kind of looked at me and said the cashier didn't give them to her and not much was said so I didn't think about it on the way home but I could tell even in the car there was some kinda tension but maybe I just don't remember? Who knoows
ANYWAYS so my hands/wrists got beaten half to death with a cane (or rotan if any asians know what that is you know it HURTS) because apparently they thought I stole the chocolates because I was the one running up and down the cashier check and held the bag?? Anyways I was yelled at a lot and no one knew where in the world did those chocolates come from and they ended up accusing of me stealing and went to go check the footage from the shopping cameras the following week even though to this day I can testify I DID NOT LIFT A FINGER AT THAT CANDY SHELF. I DIDNT EVEN LIKE GREEN TEA CHOCOLATE AS A EIGHT YEAR OLD MAN (I do now but that's like a century ago)
Anyway! My aunt came in and saved the day and was the only person asking me if I actually did it and I wailed and said no obviously, and no footage of me stealing was found (BECAUSE I DIDNT DO IT) and I never received a apology or acknowledgement about the situation since!
Oh and to commemorate the occassion, I brought green tea kitkats. :)
MY PEEPS AND CHILDREN: @corvidcases @soriyafuq @bezbashennyiberlioz @a-brilliante-mariposa @mimi-stars Or any of my other friends/moots who wanna reblog I love you mwah mwah/platonic
Hey Hey Hey :) I'm Mari, also known as Mariposa.
Not traumatic, but very funny thing that happened to me last year in Guatemala. I was visiting there with my grandma and we were at a relative's house in Chilmaltenango. My grandma was talking (in spanish) about how I love bread. I can understand and write in Spanish, but I'm not fluent in speaking it on the fly. So I'm listening to her talking about how I love bread, and one of my relatives asks "Si le gusta tanto el pan, ¿por qué no está gordita?" (If she likes bread so much, why isn't she fat?) I looked at my cousin who was there, and she seemed to hear the same thing I did. My grandma had to tell her I had a fast metabolism AND I was so active people asked when I would stop being active.
To commemorate that, I brought naranjitas (Orange-flavored balls made from concentrated orange pulp and sugar, rolled in sugar crystals)
MOOTS IF YOU WANT TO ADD @3ternalradiance @cherrybomb3170 @firerainz @presidentofsunovafanclub
Hiiiii, I'm Ana or CherryBomb, Black Cat and PurpleAiko
When I was in elementary school, I had a collection of Pokémon cards that I loved very much. I was gifted by some boys who had cards they no longer wanted, because i didnt have money at the time (they are really expensive in Brazil); among them was an EX card of my favorite Pokémon: Rawlucha.
One day, during class I left my Pokémon cards on the table while I was copying the content. Out of nowhere, a boy I didn't know very well just GRABBED ALL MY CARDS and started messing up my deck.
I got really mad and started arguing with him about the cards because he didn't want to give them back to me. The teacher saw this, took my deck of cards and put them in his locker because they were "disrupting the class."
At the end of the day I asked for my cards back and she had lost them 🫶
(Curse you Igor, i hope you suffer for trying to take my things even though your rich)
Also, my uncle tried to kill my aunt with a machete in front of me and my cousin when I was 9 years old.
I brought brigadeiro :)
Tagging @fabuloustrash05 @atimesfeeler @luciaintheskyainthi
