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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

This…I actually…really needed this. Like.For real legit thank you.

me too

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I could use that right about now.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Nintendo direct predictions: Honestly just Bowder

What the fuck was that

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.