āŖ Bearsace on the Floor āŖ
I CAN HAZ ARTSES PRECIOUS?
So, ever since NoBAEnagaās birthday event was teased about a week ago and I saw that one of the stories was titled āBearsace on the Floorā, I LOST. MY. SHIT. I thought it was the funniest, most adorable thing, and I could hardly contain my excitement about reading a side story so utterly ridiculous.
As one might expectāfrom me, anywayāI naturally began singing the Bruno Mars song āVersace on the Floorā, replacing Versace with Bearsace. That quickly evolved into me making up stupid alternate lyricsāas I am wont to doāto fit my boyfriend Nobu-sama. And, well... it turned into this...
āWrittenā by cherryb0mb79
āPerformedā by Oda Nobunaga-sama
āŖ Stand by my side tonight, Girl~friend
Around us all Japan is watching
Thereās no one Iād rather rule this world
With, or I would have lost it
Underneath with Chatelaine
Weāre sneaking konpeito
Kisama, let us go to the tenshu
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LETāS PLAY GO āTIL YOUāRE NAKED
Koi! Look at only me, at me, at me, at me now, KISAMA
Hoh? Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, Girl~friend
I untie your obi and it falls
While I bite your neck and shoulder
No, donāt be afraid to lose it all
Iāll be claiming every part of you
Every piece belongs to me
Donāt be confused by my style
Cuz you confound me like you canāt know, canāt know
So just turn down the futon (down the futon)
And close the screens (close the screens)
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LETāS PLAY GO āTIL YOUāRE NAKED
Koi. Lend your lap to me, to me, to me, to me now, Girl~friend
Oi! Donāt you tickle me, not me, not me, not me, no! KISAMA!
Can you feel it, my heart?
Hoh? It seems that youāre crying out, āmore, more, more...ā
LETāS PLAY GO āTIL YOUāRE NAKED
Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, KISAMA
Hoh? No? Sing a song for me, for me, for me, for me, my bird
Iāll get the Goban board...
* Disclaimer: I do not own āVersace on the Floorā. I wish I did, cuz Iād probably have a million damn dollars by now.
Well, now that Iāve tortured you with this stupidity, I come to the shameless art portion. I am dying for someone(s) to do some arting about this, whether itās doodles, sketchy sketches, comics, edits, or more in-depth work. You all have such differing and fabulous styles. The one particular thing Iād really love to see (if anyoneās up for it) is Nobu lounging stretched out on the floor/futon, either bare-ass naked, or with his kimono draped so itās hanging almost completely off him, but Bearsace is chillinā like a proverbial fig leaf juuuuuust blocking the view of baeās special birthday package. Sexy and humorous styles are welcome, as are other ideas from either my āsongā or the actual event story itself.
Maybe no one will be interested in doing this and thatās okay, but hey, you never know unless you ask, right? This comes from sincere appreciation of all of yāallās arting, so Iām just throwing this out there!
Here goes: @imjaneees @melissenpai @kakihoden @shadowfairyy @mellifluoussanctuary @yumekachan20 @captainmotonari @monkeysluts @karalija @flower-dragon @arrrsandarss @sharksmirk @emigotchi @yuumira @cheekrubsu @chuyea0119 YāALL ARE BEAUTIFUL UNICORNS AND YOUR ARTING MAKES ME HAVE RUNTIME ERRORS AAHAGSHSJAFAFALFAFAFSF ššš
And if anyone else wants to participate, I donāt know who all the artists are! Feel free!
P.S. I am willing to contribute to Patreon or commission work, and especially help anyone whoās really wanting to play this event but feeling the squeeze on their wallet!
P.P.S. Tagging a few others just cuz: @lordbunshin @impracticaldemon @hadesqueenc @katriniac @the-devilkings-chatelaine @milkmynk @acrispyapple @wasabilove82 @demonkingnobunaga
