âȘ Bearsace on the Floor âȘ
I CAN HAZ ARTSES PRECIOUS?
So, ever since NoBAEnagaâs birthday event was teased about a week ago and I saw that one of the stories was titled âBearsace on the Floorâ, I LOST. MY. SHIT. I thought it was the funniest, most adorable thing, and I could hardly contain my excitement about reading a side story so utterly ridiculous.
As one might expectâfrom me, anywayâI naturally began singing the Bruno Mars song âVersace on the Floorâ, replacing Versace with Bearsace. That quickly evolved into me making up stupid alternate lyricsâas I am wont to doâto fit my boyfriend Nobu-sama. And, well... it turned into this...
âWrittenâ by cherryb0mb79
âPerformedâ by Oda Nobunaga-sama
âȘ Stand by my side tonight, Girl~friend
Around us all Japan is watching
Thereâs no one Iâd rather rule this world
With, or I would have lost it
Underneath with Chatelaine
Weâre sneaking konpeito
Kisama, let us go to the tenshu
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LETâS PLAY GO âTIL YOUâRE NAKED
Koi! Look at only me, at me, at me, at me now, KISAMA
Hoh? Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, Girl~friend
I untie your obi and it falls
While I bite your neck and shoulder
No, donât be afraid to lose it all
Iâll be claiming every part of you
Every piece belongs to me
Donât be confused by my style
Cuz you confound me like you canât know, canât know
So just turn down the futon (down the futon)
And close the screens (close the screens)
But I fail to see its need
No, I feel there is no need
LETâS PLAY GO âTIL YOUâRE NAKED
Koi. Lend your lap to me, to me, to me, to me now, Girl~friend
Oi! Donât you tickle me, not me, not me, not me, no! KISAMA!
Can you feel it, my heart?
Hoh? It seems that youâre crying out, âmore, more, more...â
LETâS PLAY GO âTIL YOUâRE NAKED
Cry out for me, for me, for me, for me now, KISAMA
Hoh? No? Sing a song for me, for me, for me, for me, my bird
Iâll get the Goban board...
* Disclaimer: I do not own âVersace on the Floorâ. I wish I did, cuz Iâd probably have a million damn dollars by now.
Well, now that Iâve tortured you with this stupidity, I come to the shameless art portion. I am dying for someone(s) to do some arting about this, whether itâs doodles, sketchy sketches, comics, edits, or more in-depth work. You all have such differing and fabulous styles. The one particular thing Iâd really love to see (if anyoneâs up for it) is Nobu lounging stretched out on the floor/futon, either bare-ass naked, or with his kimono draped so itâs hanging almost completely off him, but Bearsace is chillinâ like a proverbial fig leaf juuuuuust blocking the view of baeâs special birthday package. Sexy and humorous styles are welcome, as are other ideas from either my âsongâ or the actual event story itself.
Maybe no one will be interested in doing this and thatâs okay, but hey, you never know unless you ask, right? This comes from sincere appreciation of all of yâallâs arting, so Iâm just throwing this out there!
Here goes: @imjaneees @melissenpai @kakihoden @shadowfairyy @mellifluoussanctuary @yumekachan20 @captainmotonari @monkeysluts @karalija @flower-dragon @arrrsandarss @sharksmirk @emigotchi @yuumira @cheekrubsu @chuyea0119 YâALL ARE BEAUTIFUL UNICORNS AND YOUR ARTING MAKES ME HAVE RUNTIME ERRORS AAHAGSHSJAFAFALFAFAFSF đđđ
And if anyone else wants to participate, I donât know who all the artists are! Feel free!
P.S. I am willing to contribute to Patreon or commission work, and especially help anyone whoâs really wanting to play this event but feeling the squeeze on their wallet!
P.P.S. Tagging a few others just cuz: @lordbunshin @impracticaldemon @hadesqueenc @katriniac @the-devilkings-chatelaine @milkmynk @acrispyapple @wasabilove82 @demonkingnobunaga
