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My favorite plot twist in Conquest is that Nobunaga is not only no real villain, but he also got what he wanted. He succeeded. Not according to his original plan, but he adapted and then it turned out exactly and entirely like he wanted it to from the very beginning.
He found Arceus, got it to leave, ended the legend, ended the wars.
And then we get to see the hypothetical outcome of his original plan in his post game story and what he would have done to achieve the very same goals.
Conquest Nobunaga is, if you think about it, very wise. And the more I get into the details of the Ranseian wars, the more I admire him
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The thing with (Conquest) Nobunaga is that his scary aura and overly serious/dramatic/intense demeanor not only overshadows the fact that he's not really a villain but also that he's so. Fucking. Weird.
I mean. I MEAN. This guy just walks around and dramatically poses in his badass black armor while wearing a dead serious, emotionally constipated expression on his face most of the time. He talks about himself in the third person occasionally and always like he's writing his own dialogue in some kind of tragic epic. Not even his sister and closest ally (Oichi and Ranmaru) are safe from this. He's always at 150% intensity and chasing some grand goals which he vagueposts about and it's all he ever talks about in general
How tall is nobunaga for him to to have to sit like this
And why put him in the middle 😭
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Hi! I love ur kurapika fics, they're so lovely. Iove hxh, too! Can I request phantom troupe baking fic? (0-0) i would love to see more writing about the spiders and their dynamics ahh it'd be so stinkin' cuute! I like the contrast of the idea too. I wonder what/who convinced the idea aha! No specific ships, honestly I don't mind what pairings, I'm very open! Only do it if it works for ya. Have a good day ^v^
AHH thank you so much!! I’m really happy you enjoy my Kurapika fics!I’ll probably focus on some of the more popular spiders and their dynamics—Machi, Shizuku, Franklin, Uvogin, Pakunoda, Feitan, Chrollo, Shalnark, Nobunaga, and Phinks.Thank you so much for the request and for all the kind words!! I really appreciate it and I’m excited for you to read it. Have a wonderful day too ^v^
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Sweet Crimes
phantom troupe x reader
pairing(s) — implied chrollo lucilfer x reader featuring — chrollo, feitan, phinks, machi, pakunoda, franklin, shizuku, shalnark, nobunaga, uvogin & reader
genre — fluff ,comedy • slice of life • found family • domestic phantom troupe
warnings — kitchen chaos, food theft, chocolate chip smuggling, uvogin being perpetually hungry, shizuku forgetting measurements, phinks and feitan causing problems on purpose, one stressed nobunaga, slight chrollo favoritism, excessive fluff
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summary:
what starts as y/n watching baking videos quickly turns into a phantom troupe baking session. with stolen chocolate chips, too many opinions, and almost no one following the recipe, making cookies becomes far more chaotic than expected.
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Y/N was curled up on the couch scrolling through videos on her phone while Uvogin sprawled across the opposite end. The video she was watching showed someone pulling apart a warm chocolate chip cookie, melted chocolate stretching between the halves.
Uvogin stared.
“…Damn.”
Y/N laughed. “What?”
“Now I’m hungry.”
“You were hungry before the video.”
“Yeah, but now I’m hungry for cookies.”
Nobunaga happened to walk by and stopped when he heard the word.
“Cookies?”
Y/N held up her phone so he could see the video.
Nobunaga watched for a moment.
“…Those do look pretty good.”
Across the room, Shalnark glanced up from his own phone.
“Wait. Are those chocolate chip cookies?”
“Yeah.”
Shalnark immediately sat up straighter.
“Now I want cookies.”
Y/N grinned.
“What if we make some?”
Nobunaga snorted.
“That sounds fun until somebody has to clean up.”
“Or,” Shalnark said, holding up a finger, “we buy cookies.”
“Boooo.”
Everyone looked over.
Shizuku had spoken.
She blinked at them.
“I want to bake.”
Y/N immediately pointed at her.
“See? Shizuku agrees with me.”
Shizuku nodded.
“It sounds fun.”
Uvogin stretched.
“I’ll help.”
Nobunaga narrowed his eyes.
“You don’t know how to bake.”
“I know how to eat.”
“There it is.”
“I’ll taste test.”
“Of course you will, you big meathead.”
Uvogin pointed.
“Say that again.”
“Meathead.”
“Again.”
“Meathead.”
“One more time.”
“Meathead.”
The two immediately started arguing.
Y/N stood up.
“Okay, we’re leaving.”
“Good idea,” Shalnark agreed.
Shizuku nodded.
The three abandoned the argument and headed toward the kitchen.
—
Five minutes later the kitchen already looked like a crime scene.
Cabinets were open.
Three drawers were pulled out.
A spoon had somehow ended up on the floor.
Shalnark stood at the counter reading a recipe from his phone.
“Okay, we need flour, sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla extract—”
“Found bowls!” Shizuku announced.
She proudly placed three bowls on the counter.
Shalnark blinked.
“…Those are cereal bowls.”
“Oh.”
Machi walked into the kitchen.
One look at the counter and she sighed.
The kind of sigh someone lets out when they’ve already accepted defeat.
“Why are you using cereal bowls?”
“We thought they were mixing bowls.”
“They’re not.”
“Oh.”
Machi grabbed proper mixing bowls from another cabinet.
Y/N smiled.
“Thanks, Machi.”
“Don’t thank me yet.”
—
Pakunoda entered next.
“I could hear all of you from the hallway.”
“We’re making cookies,” Y/N explained.
Pakunoda smiled.
“That actually sounds nice.”
“Right?”
“Until someone burns the kitchen down.”
Everyone looked at Uvogin.
“HEY.”
“You were all thinking it.”
They were.
—
A few minutes later, Uvogin wandered into the kitchen.
“How much longer?”
Shalnark looked at him.
“We haven’t even started.”
“What?!”
“We literally just got the ingredients out.”
“This is taking forever.”
“It’s been six minutes.”
Uvogin dramatically leaned against the counter.
“This is suffering.”
“You’ve never suffered a day in your life.”
“That’s not true.”
—
The moment the chocolate chips appeared, two more spiders magically materialized.
Phinks sniffed the air.
“I smell chocolate.”
Feitan’s eyes immediately locked onto the bag.
Without hesitation, he reached for it.
Y/N slapped his hand.
“No.”
Phinks reached next.
She slapped his hand too.
“Ow.”
“No stealing.”
“It’s one chocolate chip.”
“No.”
“Two?”
“No.”
“Three?”
“No.”
Feitan crossed his arms.
“Dictator.”
“I am literally trying to bake.”
“Same thing.”
—
When Y/N turned around to grab butter, she heard rustling.
She slowly looked back.
Phinks and Feitan were standing suspiciously still.
Very suspiciously.
“Open your hands.”
“No.”
“Phinks.”
“No.”
“Feitan.”
“No.”
Y/N narrowed her eyes.
“Open them.”
They both slowly opened their hands.
Chocolate chips.
A lot of chocolate chips.
Shizuku looked impressed.
“How did they get so many?”
“I DON’T KNOW.”
—
Franklin entered carrying groceries.
“I heard we’re making cookies.”
“Yep.”
Franklin placed three more bags of chocolate chips on the counter.
Y/N stared.
“…Why?”
“We need more.”
“We have enough.”
“No.”
“We do.”
“No.”
“We literally do.”
Franklin calmly folded his arms.
“There’s no such thing as enough chocolate chips.”
For once, Uvogin agreed.
“He’s got a point.”
“Thank you.”
“No, he doesn’t.”
—
Nobunaga finally entered the kitchen.
He took one look around.
“…I leave for ten minutes and somehow it’s worse.”
“You weren’t helping anyway.”
“I was supervising.”
“From the couch.”
“Exactly.”
“That’s not supervising.”
“It is if I’m good at it.”
“You aren’t.”
Nobunaga pointed at the mess.
“Neither are any of you.”
—
The kitchen became even more crowded when Chrollo walked in.
He paused.
Everyone paused.
The room looked ridiculous.
Phinks was trying to steal chocolate chips.
Feitan was helping.
Franklin had started a debate about proper chocolate chip quantities.
Uvogin was sitting on the counter despite being told not to.
Shizuku was holding three measuring cups.
And Y/N was laughing too hard to stop anyone.
Chrollo blinked.
“What happened?”
“We’re baking.”
“I can see that.”
He picked up the recipe from beside Shalnark.
A few seconds passed.
Then another.
Then another.
“…You skipped three steps.”
Shalnark froze.
“I what?”
“You skipped three steps.”
“I thought I was doing great.”
“You weren’t.”
“That’s harsh.”
“It’s true.”
—
With Chrollo reading instructions, things finally started moving.
“Two and a quarter cups of flour.”
Shizuku immediately poured flour.
Everyone watched.
And watched.
And watched.
And watched.
“Shizuku.”
“Hm?”
“Stop pouring.”
She stopped.
The measuring cup was overflowing.
“…Oops.”
Machi gently took the flour away.
“No more measuring.”
“Okay.”
—
Pakunoda cracked eggs into the bowl.
Perfectly.
Y/N cracked hers too.
Perfect.
Then Phinks stepped forward.
“I got this.”
CRACK.
Eggshells fell into the bowl.
Everyone stared.
Phinks stared.
“…That was supposed to happen.”
“No it wasn’t.”
“How do you know?”
“Because I have eyes.”
—
Eventually the dough was finished.
Everyone crowded around it.
Uvogin stared.
“We can eat it now.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“It has raw eggs.”
“I’ve survived worse.”
“That’s not the point.”
“It tastes good.”
Before anyone could stop him, he scooped a giant spoonful.
Everyone watched.
Everyone waited.
Uvogin’s eyes widened.
“…Okay that’s actually amazing.”
Immediately everyone grabbed spoons.
“HEY.”
“Move.”
“Let me try.”
“Give me one.”
“Not fair.”
Within seconds half the dough had disappeared.
Y/N looked horrified.
“We haven’t baked them yet!”
“Too late.”
—
After forcing everyone away from the bowl, Y/N finally got the cookies onto baking trays.
The second the trays entered the oven, every single spider gathered around the oven door.
Like children.
Dangerous children.
But children.
“How long?” Uvogin asked.
“Twelve minutes.”
“Twelve?!”
“Yes.”
“That’s forever.”
“It’s twelve minutes.”
“Exactly.”
—
Three minutes later.
“Are they done?”
“No.”
Two minutes later.
“Now?”
“No.”
One minute later.
“What about now?”
“No.”
Nobunaga smacked the back of his head.
“Stop asking.”
“You’re just as curious.”
“I am not.”
A second later Nobunaga glanced at the oven.
“…Do they look bigger?”
Everyone burst out laughing.
—
When the cookies finally came out, the smell filled the entire hideout.
For a rare moment, everyone fell silent.
Y/N placed the tray on the counter.
Warm chocolate.
Golden edges.
Perfect cookies.
“…Wow,” Shalnark admitted.
“They actually look good,” Pakunoda said.
Machi nodded.
“Surprisingly.”
“I helped,” Uvogin reminded everyone.
“You ate half the dough.”
“Exactly.”
Even Chrollo smiled as the spiders crowded around the tray, arguing over who got the first cookie.
For one evening, there were no jobs, no missions, no fighting.
Just a kitchen full of flour, laughter, stolen chocolate chips, and a group of spiders acting more like a family than any of them would ever admit.
You know, I've never thought about this before hc wise, but I can totally see Ranmaru as a clean freak.
Either that or he just agrees with Nobunaga by default because of his thing where he agrees with and respects and honestly sometimes babies his lord so much that even Nobunaga is weirded out by it
I headcannon that Nobunaga has a secret wife that sews up his robes when he gets back from troupe missions.
