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i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

if you can’t handle an evil irredeemable fictional woman then you don’t deserve that evil irredeemable fictional man

for disability pride month I’d like to give a special shoutout to the word ow

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it