There's a little button in Blender that goes Orthographic Perspective? And I was like...... that's the dream lens! And it cracked a door wide open. So excited.
I don't know if it was a dream or something in real life, but I was at a party (dream, obviously) and someone handed me this little viewfinder, like a binocular for one eye that distorted things in this strange way that there was no distortion.
And years later, I have found that is called a telecentric lens.
Also, that's either not what was in that dream or if it was real was simply something else. But the idea is the same.
