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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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acornered

YOU MEAN MY IRL WIFE????

#idk how famous you'd consider passionpeachy tho #like not bone stealing witch or sixpenceee level but #but her follower count is pretty mind boggling to ME

irlplasticlamb

he hit me and it felt like a kiss.

prints + merch + c0mm info pinn3d t0 profil3 :D

#bro this makes me so happy fr #entire time I'm watching half man like:#hmm this isn't for me but I know irlplasticlamb art gonna go crazy

centuriespast

Springtime Artist: Pierre-Auguste Cot (French, Bédarieux 1837–1883 Paris) Date: 1873 Medium: Oil on canvas

The Met

taxevaderseal

now seems like a good time to post these silly sg1 chibis i drew probably over a month ago

#op these are so cute #may I humbly request vala and cam #I'm a season 9 and 10 apologist #😭😭😭#gateposting

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pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

topcat77

Hannah van Bart

Untitled

2026. Oil on linen,

great-and-small

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

silvermothsio-reblog

What's little buddy doing?

great-and-small

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

geniusbee

these are getting weird

#I have no sympathy #musk has been a mask-off asshole long before trump #before cybertruck even #y'all just haven't been paying attention bc it wasn't convenient #and you wanted an overpriced status symbol that was also a liberal signifier #without doing any actual research into ev and sustainable fuel alternatives #I drive a honda civic and I don't use public transpo anymore if I don't have to #I'm not above reproach #but at least have some fucking integrity #instead of begging for forgiveness #because you couldn't be bothered to commit to any real activism in 2017

mr-deep-downer

sailatina3

herecomesthementalmeltdown

threeninesfine

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

creatingblackcharacters

"From these made-up horrors, these fictionalized enemies, he had created a villain worthy of the violent bravado that he imagined he would display if confronted by said villain. This web of racist lies was what he needed to make himself seem like a man. He invented a story about bad guys who were out to get him, and he repeated it to himself and others until he believed it. Then he made up another story- of himself as hero, defending himself and his family against this violent threat- and he repeated that one until he believed it too. Brian wrote himself into his own American westen, a world of cowboys and Indians, cops and robbers. And for a man with no job, few friends, and a family that couldn't stand him, pretending to be a main character in violent American mythology was as close to belonging as he was ever going to get."

Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

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itsyveinthesky

seabassapologist

penismage

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

#the way I was howling #deutsch

spankerella

@ goodgoodgoodco

h00pqueen

https://wigreenfire.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/Big-Tech-Unchecked-Toolkit_final_rev19Dec25-resized.pdf

Link to the pdf of the tool kit

Love you guys, stay safe!

ninjasmudge

ive been in here so long........

#the channel being named pain hours fuckin sent me #painful bathroom experience asmr

crimsonbutch

butch is an extremely diverse identity that intersects lesbianism and strives for a masculinity that is not rooted in the patriarchy. butch is a gender identity that means many things to many different people, not just cis white lesbians. that includes lesbians of color, butches on t, butches on e, butches who are trans, butches who transitioned, butches who use he/him, butches who have a weird gender, boydykes, lesboys, and especially butches of the working class. if you don't support them then you don't actually support butches.

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thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

rebeccathenaturalist

Yakama Nation and its allies have been fighting to stop the project for nearly a decade. New information shows the project is intended to fe

Look, if you want to pioneer green energy, that's awesome! But pick someplace that isn't specifically sacred to indigenous people, and don't use your project to then slip in a data center that wasn't in the original proposal.

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