now dance fucker dance

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

@elodieunderglass

thank you so much……

Having an actual working knowledge of octopus anatomy just makes this even better. The skirt of the neural net. The questions about the hectocotylus. The knowledge that surely, nestled in the cleft of those many thighs, is a sharply cartilaginous beak.

Oh those happier days growing up playing in the children's area of the Library of Congress.

arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

This is the most Australian thing I've ever seen. Deeply unserious country. Troll capital of the world.

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol

Patrick Bateman if he was chill