He Had Not Had A Pocket-Handkerchief For Ages

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe

and after all…..youre my after all

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person