I Followed My Dreams And My Dreams Said To Crawl

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I needed to know this.

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr