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Marcus; Mercenary Day is cancelled.

Lilith; You can’t cancel a holiday.

Marcus; Keep it up Lilith and you will lose New Years.

Lilith; What does that mean?

Marcus; Roland, take New Years away from Lilith.

#marcus kincaid #Lilith the Siren #lilith the firehawk #roland the soldier #borderlands #Source: The Office

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Nisha; (Following the events of the Pre-sequel) Jack might be a little bit fragile after this, so let’s try to be sensitive.

Timothy; Believe me, I’m going to be nothing but nice to Jack from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do think he’s coming for first?

Nisha; He’s not going on a rampage.

Wilhelm; I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.

Athena; I’m just going to say it; I never trusted him.

Nisha; Everyone just be normal. We’re going to treat him exactly the way we usually-

Jack; Nisha! Can you hand me a butter knife?

Nisha; No.

#nisha kadam #Nisha The Lawbringer #timothy lawrence #Timothy the Doppelganger #Wilhelm The Enforcer #Athena The Gladiator #borderlands #borderlands the pre-sequel #Source: Modern Family

Handsome Jack; Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Angel; Experience.

#Handsome Jack #guardian angel #angel the siren #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: House

Rhys; I can’t believe August betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

#Rhys the Company man #August the Brawler #borderlands #Tales from the Borderlands #tftbl #Source: The Good Place

Salvador; Listen, I don’t care what your beliefs are, but if you throw paint at my grandma you’re getting a fucking gold plated ass kicking.

#Salvador the Gunzerker #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: Game Grumps

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Tiny Tina; “I suppose the imp is immune to bribery. I should find another way.”

Brick; Oh, really? Is it immune to a fucking size 14 foot up its ass?

#tiny tina #brick the berserker #borderlands #borderlands 2 #tiny tina's assault on dragon keep #Source: Game Grumps

Holo Handsome Jack; (after possessing Rhys’ body) I’m sorry. I tried to be myself, and they hated it.

#holo handsome jack #Rhys the Company man #borderlands #Tales from the Borderlands #tftbl #source: brooklyn 99

Roland; So… The two newest Vault Hunters are an eighteen-year-old child who hasn’t acted normal in eighteen years, and a man who looks like he committed any crime he’s ever been accused of.

#roland the soldier #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: Sugar Pine 7 #thanks for the submission!#submission

Vallory; Well, I’m off to get a seaweed wrap.

Sasha; I didn’t know they made sushi with dried clams.

#vallory the queenpin #sasha the kid sister #borderlands #Tales from the Borderlands #tftbl #source: archer #submission

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Axton; I see the glass as half empty, Maya sees the glass as half full; that’s why we’re a good team. Salvador, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Zer0 wonders why it has to be glass, and Kreig usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

#Axton the Commando #maya the siren #Salvador the Gunzerker #zer0 the assassin #kreig the psycho #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: NCIS

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More Borderlands Nine-Nine. I made a list of who’s who:

*Rhys = Jake *Fiona = Amy *Vaughn = Charles

*Sasha = Rosa *Yvette = Gina *Loader Bot = Terry

*Cassius = Skully *Gordys = Hancock *August = The Vulture

*Athena = Holt *Janey = Kevin (Holt’s husband)

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Angel; I have “edge.”

Maya; You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

#guardian angel #angel the siren #maya the siren #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: Modern Family

Maya; Gaige, are you okay?

Gaige; Define okay.

Zer0; Are you still breathing?

Gaige; Do small panicked breaths count?

Salvador; Yeah, they count.

Gaige; All right. Then I’m okay.

#maya the siren #Gaige the Mechromancer #zer0 the assassin #Salvador the Gunzerker #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: The Last of Us

Vaughn; You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.

Rhys; Which is why YOU are my best friend!

Vaughn; Good to know. Now, why are you mine?

Rhys; Because I’m a lovable person!

#Vaughn the Money Man #Rhys the Company man #borderlands #Tales from the Borderlands #tftbl #Source: iCarly

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Handsome Jack; Someday, you will inherit one of the world’s most successful companies.

Angel; I think we should give our money away.

Handsome Jack; You are never getting this company.

#Handsome Jack #guardian angel #angel the siren #borderlands #borderlands 2 #Source: Girl Meets World

Gortys; Fiona told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl!” So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Rhys; Get what?

Gortys; Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

#gortys #fiona the conartist #Rhys the Company man #borderlands #Tales from the Borderlands #tftbl #Source: The Good Place

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