stinky

i posted this years ago but i want yall to know theyve done this every year since

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

@poodlegoddess ur the reason why theyre not allowed on tumblr u filthy fiend

anytime i go to Target i feel my soul leave my body and walk around the store separately and then we meet again at the checkout line 

i dont know what They buy there but sometimes you just have to take your soul to Target so they can shop

cashiering at target is like this but your soul doesnt know where the fuck to go bc youre already in the checkout area so you just slowly and forcibly learn to astral project 24/7

if god was real hed drop a fat bag of weed in my lap free of charge so i wouldnt have depression anymore

god is real i just got a fat bag of weed and im gonna smoke a big doink while suckin jesus' dick