second chances

Spent about ten minutes yesterday searching through my backpack for the heavy object that was making it heavy but eventually I had to accept that a bag which only contains light objects can be heavy, throuvh the process of addition. It feels unjust to me. I have the same problem with purchases. It feels wrong to me that buying ten cheap things is expensive

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

If we can’t flirt like it’s our first time 10 years later in the relationship then what’s the point

why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society

let me be pervertly clear

ana telling eddie "there's a lot to be said for getting back on the horse, but there's also some value in learning that you don't like horses" in their third ever scene together really needs to be talked about more...

their first one on one interaction actually