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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
There's a very funny thing that happens in transhuman science fiction where sometimes an author will turn out to be a reactionary conservative who thought he was writing dystopian fiction and intended all the sickass radical body modification stuff to be scary, but he assumed that was obvious and forgot to put it in the actual text.
It's like the literary version of those breathless propaganda thinkpieces where they accidentally make their political opponents sound cool as hell because they have no idea how it reads to anyone whose brain hasn't spent the last thirty years being pickled in fear juice.
TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"
Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:
1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"
2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes
3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE
4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit
5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time
6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean
7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it
Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
one year into the marriage

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Amid a campaign aimed at improving the aesthetics of previously neglected public spaces, the team behind a new beautification initiative admitted Thursday to feeling impeded by the city’s commitment to using only local artists. “Seeing the quality of some of these pieces, I’m beginning to worry that we vastly over-estimated the amount of artistic talent here in Bloomington,” said project coordinator Tim Mackey, examining a sculpture that consisted of a single bent piece of scrap metal and had been funded through a $25,000 capital improvement grant.
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!!! that's an amazing doctor right there
Talking to allo people who haven’t really interrogated how society has told them to view sex feels like that bit in SpongeBob where Patrick keeps failing to put his hand on the lid
Sex is just a thing. No it’s just an activity. It doesn’t have to be… no listen it’s just an activity. An activity. It’s just a thing. A thing. No it’s not the same for everyone it’s just an activity. No it’s a value neutral activity. An activity. An activity.
I’ve been experiencing this lately with people trying to argue with me about my views on sex work.
“You can’t compare sex work to other types of work because having sex you’re not enthusiastic about is really traumatizing”
I’m sure for a lot of people that’s true but for me sex and masturbation occupy a similar emotional space to brushing my teeth or doing the dishes and I certainly don’t feel traumatized about it and I know for a fact that I’m not the only person who feels this way.
Also I think that someone physically and violently forcing me to brush my teeth might end up being traumatizing.
Sex is so taboo and mythologized that people have forgotten the mechanics of it.
Yeah sex might be sacred and important to you. To me it’s a chore I’ve gotta do sometimes. Like cooking. I love cooking and put great importance on it and who I do it with. A lot of people just cook to live though.
Yeah if to you sex has a lot of emotions caught up in it I’m not gonna tell you that you’re wrong for feeling that way. That’s normal. It’s not a universal experience though. And if you can’t accept that, then too bad. Other people’s personal realities don’t exist to confirm your personal worldview.
What a beautiful picture you paint
[Image ID: Tumblr reply from sorryThatHappened reading: as an allo person why was my first thought "oh so sex is like playing wario land 3" /End ID]
Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.
You might think, "well I've already seen Amityville Turkey Day" NOT SO FAST are you sure it wasn't Amityville Thanksgiving??
Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?
Yes, and maybe Amityville 3, however Amityville is a real place and consequently the ability to control the copyright over horror movies using the Amityville name is pretty minimal and now anyone with access to a camera and five to ten friends can roll up and film Amityville Bigfoot.
Many of you expressed the concern that the Amityville Industrial Movie Complex was using AI and don't worry, they got you covered.
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Come on, man
First, there was Amityville Backpack, then there was...
just had to share this screenshot of an ominous scene in Amityville Backrooms
Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?
My bad, you're right.
The Amityville Backrooms look suspiciously similar to a really cheap condo painted landlord white, also.

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Reading the dev notes for Mina the Hollower has been a pretty stark reminder to consider the practical reasons for creative decisions. I was all "okay, but what are we really saying by making the protagonist a mouse", and then the devs are like "yeah, the main reason she's a mouse is because GBC-style sprites are tiny and her bigass ears make it easy for the player to tell which direction she's facing".
(To be 100% clear, I'm not saying that there's no symbolism in play there. The initial episode in which Mina breaks Thorne's siege on Lionel's manor is blatantly playing with both Androcles and the Lion and The Lion and the Mouse, which are often conflated in popular culture into a composite tale in which a mouse pulls a thorn from a lion's paw – the characters' names alone make that much obvious! It's just very funny that the decision to make her a mouse came first for completely unrelated reasons.)
Just need a look under the hood.
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I see this sign so often
No one attempt to identify the business but yesterday the cops randomly posted something on Facebook that was like “Hey, come get your dog from this doggy daycare because it is under investigation by our animal protection unit, come get them quickly and come get them now.” in the middle of the workday. They’re refusing to divulge what they’re investigating, if it was an anonymous tip or an animal fatality or a violation of a certain procedure or credible animal abuse. Owners showed up and the place was SWARMING with cops and none of them would say anything, one cop told an owner they shouldn’t use the service anymore but it was more of an off the record warning than an official statement and they did not elaborate as to why. The place put out its own Facebook post that said a whole lot of nothing but was like “We’re cooperating with the investigation and any dogs still boarding with us are safe and well taken care of.” Textbook neutral PR response.
Here is the thing, this doggy daycare/boarding service is extremely reputable. Over 4 stars, nearly 5. Most businesses that handle animals have a couple unavoidable mishaps but this place has rave reviews and pet owners generally say they’re happy with the service, the negative reviews are from years ago and are general doggy daycare complaints like “It’s a little stinky inside.” Pretty much scandal free, dog owners who used the service were completely shocked and blindsided and are saying that their dogs were always happy to go and were always in great shape when they picked them up.
Everyone on local social media is scrambling to try to figure out what happened and what kind of animal welfare investigation the cops are conducting and why everything is sooooo hush-hush. The cops not saying a goddamn thing and no one coming forward to say “Hey, the investigation is about the mistreatment of my dog.” has speculation running wild. If it was a cruelty/neglect problem, you would think the police would put out an appeal for information and tell owners who use the service to check their pets for injuries and report back. They haven’t. They haven’t said shit. No updates. They’re treating this investigation like it is top secret and extremely serious but they’re not telling us what they’re investigating. I would think the business was doing serious financial crimes if they had not specified that the animal welfare division was investigating and if that cop hadn’t told an owner not to use the service.
So, what is going on? Is this a nothingburger? Do the cops just have beef with the owner? Was an employee hurting the animals and it somehow never made it online? People (me included) think it may be connected to the extreme heatwave we’ve been having, that maybe a dog was accidentally left outside and died due to hyperthermia (certain dog breeds like bulldogs have a much harder time breathing in the heat and staying cool) or perhaps their A/C broke and they decided to remain open and dogs fell ill because of that BUT no one who used the service has come out to say “Oh yeah, it was hot and miserable when I went to pick up/drop off my dog.” AND the owner said that the dogs still boarding with them were safe and cared for, indicating that their website promise of ‘a climate controlled environment’ has not been compromised.
I am so fucking nosy and desperate to know what could have happened to make the cops act like this is some sort of wide-scale extremely serious conspiracy. Cops are notoriously lax and lazy about animal welfare/animal cruelty investigations so I don’t know how bad things would have to be for them to be this serious and procedural. I really hope it is nothing, no animals were harmed and a disgruntled owner or former employee put in a false tip but I think they would have figured that out by now. Again, this is one of the largest, swankiest and most popular boarding/day care facilities in the area, they’ve won multiple awards, this is not a backward side hobby for the owner. What do you guys think happened?
I’ll keep you posted if we get answers.
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Also, the post seems to have branched regional containment and people under the PD’s post are like “I’m from [state on the other side of the country] but I desperately want to know why a doggy daycare has been raided.”
this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one
@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬
This has to be considered some form of bullying

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you are always telling lies
elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes