Noita freak, Monster Hunter-er, Dark Souls npc

my brain kind of works by tagging things as "I know something about this, within the possible categories of..." and this is sometimes helpful, but also leads to me asking questions like "they were either... gay, or from argentina, but not both..."

beer isn't really worth it in the grand scheme of better things to drink but I do partake every now and again to go "oakenshield mode" regardless

three beers got me clapping my hand on my meekest friend's shoulder saying "my friend, I think we shall die in this place" and then laughing, presumably at fate

I saw somebody bring their Fallingstar Beast into the store. No collar or anything

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

If the official Legend of Zelda timeline is to be believed, the same exact Ganon has done the "calamitous final transformation that can only ever be used once because it burns away your humanity" thing on like four unconnected occasions, which suggests that for evil wizards humanity is a renewable resource.

Clearly this is why Beedle is stuck in the same reincarnation cycle as the triforce trio; Ganon simply eats one of them offscreen every so often and absorbs Beedle's infinite and divine average-guy energy

I fucked gex