Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.
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Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen
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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!
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Perfect pair.
i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general
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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
The summer hikaru died AU with Misaru
Can you imagine Fushimi’s reaction to an eldritch horror taking over Misaki’s image, like how dare you pretend to be Misaki. Like Yata disappears briefly over the summer and when school starts again he returns, all friendly and outgoing as ever. The other guys in their class don’t notice anything off at all, Yata’s just acting the same way he’s always been, but everyone does notice that Fushimi’s become more standoffish and ignores Yata when Yata tries to talk to him. Finally a few days later Fushimi’s walking home and Yata comes running to talk to him, like come on don’t we always walk together. Fushimi stops and gives Yata this cold look as he says he always walks home with Misaki, and you aren’t Misaki. Part of Yata’s face starts to melt as he asks what he did wrong, isn’t he a perfect copy of the person Fushimi loves.
Fushimi clicks his tongue and quickly denies that and ‘Yata’ grabs him, saying he’s not really used to the emotion of love but he saw that guy’s memories and it’s definitely love, right. Yata never wanted to be parted from Fushimi either so isn’t this okay, if he can just keep being ‘Yata’ and this way he and Fushimi will no longer be separated ever again. Fushimi starts to refuse but then it really sinks in to him that his Misaki is gone, that the Yata he knows will never be coming back — and if he refuses this Yata, if he pushes this Yata away or tries to destroy him somehow, he really will lose ‘the existence that is Yata Misaki’ forever. Finally Fushimi nods and says fine, this thing can be Misaki, but if that’s the case he can’t ever leave Fushimi’s side again. Yata smiles and suddenly looks just like normal Yata again, bright and shiny as always as he suggests they go to the arcade.
After this imagine the two of them spending time together like normal but Fushimi is always making sure Yata knows that he can only continue to be ‘Yata’ if he stays by Fushimi’s side. Yata is very interested in all these new interesting things about his life, like imagine him being really excited to go eat snacks with Fushimi because he has the real Yata’s memories of this food but he’s never eaten it himself. And it keeps giving Fushimi all these pangs of emotion that he can’t really explain, like he puts some vegetables from their Chinese food on Yata’s plate and Yata talks about how good they are but then tries to get Fushimi to eat some, just like the real Yata would have done. And when Fushimi discusses plans for big things they can do like old times Yata’s eyes will get super wide and he praises for Fushimi for being so amazing, he didn’t know there were amazing guys like this out here.
Meanwhile though a lot of ominous things happen around them, like while normally animals preferred Fushimi to Yata (much to Fushimi’s annoyance) now when a cat wanders into his lap if Yata tries to touch it the cat will hiss and swipe at him. Sometimes when he’s walking home late when Yata Fushimi feels like there’s something watching them but Yata just smiles and says not to worry, he won’t let anything touch Fushimi because Fushimi belongs to him after all. One day imagine Yata and Fushimi are hanging out together at a convenience store and the whole time Fushimi notices this guy watching them. Munakata is the son of a local shrine priest and goes to their school but they haven’t ever talked. When Fushimi heads home on his own Munakata suddenly appears beside him and grabs Fushimi’s arm, warning him not to be ‘pulled in too deep.’ Fushimi glares and says he doesn’t know what Munakata is talking about, Munakata just gives him an appraising look, glasses shining, and then smiles and says ‘I see, my mistake.’ Fushimi shakes him off and walks off on his own, but those words ring in his head. In the end he thinks it doesn’t really matter though, does it — if the thing he’s being pulled into is Misaki he’ll gladly drown in it and if not, well, what worth is there living in the world anyway.

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
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