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its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain...

I think it's supposed to be both

i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Ive got an idea

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

@dasebeleren she cookk me

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once