Offices™

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual

theory that columbo's wife isnt real and is just a rhetorical tool

That's what my mom says but if you consider the short lived Mrs Colombo to be real then you've met her

Suburbcels saying that no one cares about sheep, bro the rest of us don't care about cul-de-sacs or chandelier windows bro let's calm down

some of us are not welsh.

I'm also not welsh

Suburbcels saying that no one cares about sheep, bro the rest of us don't care about cul-de-sacs or chandelier windows bro let's calm down

Actually, turtles on the side of the road should be chucked into oncoming traffic!! They're smart animals they'll matrix dodge

he’s so…. cute, Frank!

It’s great that Gunge is so happy, but who are those two people?

Please tell me more about the human dogs. How did they come to be ?

They live with my parents and are trained to “speak” a very simple programming language using an interface created by my father. One day, in what must be a dream sequence, there is a giant black dog on my balcony. It turns out that the dog is actually my father.

I have had that exact dream