a man of no consequence

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere