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omfg that is just too adorable
This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~
This is the most perfect.
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
ITS TIME
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I still cannot believe that the current world champion, the previous world champion, and the current European champion are in the same damn group.
Have you heard the good word about the Pembrokeshire walrus yet?
This walrus is fucken lost.
But Wales has lost its collective shit about it. They're generally keeping its location secret to keep people away, but we get updates every day if it's still here, if it's happy, if it's healthy. We think it was in Ireland about two weeks ago, which is interesting, because it is not actually native to Ireland either. Why is it here? No one knows.
It seems to like Pembrokeshire beaches.
I regret to inform you all that the walrus is a delinquent.
In attempting to climb aboard a dinghy in Tenby it capsized it.
It then proceeded to Tenby harbour where it tried to climb aboard a fishing boat.
Incredibly, this is not an April Fools
Today on English People RUIN Everything, a bunch of English tourists from Essex and Leeds broke covid-19 regulations and travelled to Tenby over Easter to try and see Wally (so named after Where's Wally) and crowded him with jet skis and surfboards and stuff, so he's not been seen since Monday. We don't know yet if he's moved to a secluded spot again, or left Wales entirely.
But, you know, I doubt we were going to have Wally for much longer anyway, since they need to head back home again at some point. Godspeed, Wally. May your fish be ever plentiful.
The English went back home and Wally came back to Tenby! We stan a true Welsh icon, folks.
Some facts about Wally:
She is named after Whereâs Wally because she is hard to spot
She was previously in Ireland, and then secluded beaches in Pembrokeshire, but has really taken a shine to Tenby, which is a delightful village
She has a scar on one flipper but itâs long-healed and doesnât seem to bother her
She is the southern-most walrus ever spotted in the wild!
The current theory as to how she got here is that she fell asleep on an ice floe that drifted south, but sheâs not bothered about returning yet
Sheâs believed to be two years old
Her gender is still a bit of a mystery but we seem to be leaning female
This story on Wales Online claims sheâs believed to be male, but then uses female pronouns. It also features a video of some Welsh people chatting about Wally, including a child whose first language is very clearly Welsh and by the end of his part is struggling to think of things to say about the walrus in English.
WALLY UPDATE!!
The Western Telegraph has opted for male pronouns, and is being very firm that Wally is male, although other news outlets are still all over the place. But what has Wally been up to the past few days?
He is rapidly gaining weight, and is still giving no cause for concern to either of the organisations watching him (which are the RSPCA a bit and Welsh Marine Life Rescue a lot; this is funny though because a walrus is so far outside of the wheelhouse of either of those organisations like weâre all just guessing here, lads)
His delinquent ways have continued - he has now attempted to climb onto multiple buoys (all unsuccessfully) and at one point nearly got a mooring rope stuck around his neck.Â
Has he learned from this?
FOLKS HE HAS NOT!
He is now a Fashion Icon. He has surfaced multiple times wearing accessories in his moustache. Mostly this has been shells, but three days ago he upped his fashion game by wearing this starfish:
What an Icon.
The photographer of this picture, one Amy Compton who has been Wallyâs official photographer since the start, has been making these delightful Wally masks (inset). They sell for ÂŁ5, of which ÂŁ1 goes to Welsh Marine Life Rescue. If you would like your own Wally mask, contact her here!
My mother came for a visit today and we checked and Tenby is an hour away from me, so we went for a Lovely Day Trip to Find a Walrus.
Friends, I took the shittest photo there has ever been of a Walrus. But I absolutely did get to see em.
A lifeboat wandered by to check em out at one point, and ey just... sank. Just dropped below the surface like Homer Simpson moving backwards into a hedge. After a while the boat left, and Wally surfaced again.
I can now confirm that ey really, really likes blowing water around like a whale, and also kept eyeing up that buoy next to em.
Also, I had entirely forgotten how comically beautiful Tenby is, but that's an aside
Time for a Wally Update!!!
It's only a little one, but apparently we're getting Serious about this walrus, lads - the police are now stepping in to say that anyone interfering with Wally (examples of this interference to date: throwing things at him, taking boats and paddle boards out to him, throwing fish overboard to tempt him closer, etc) is committing a criminal offence and we must send evidence of Assholes to them. So that's fun!
Meanwhile, the tense stand-off between the RNLI and Wally continues over Who Gets To Use The Lifeboat Slipway. Here is a picture of Wally in full delinquent mode.
What a public menace.
Time for the weekly Wally news!
Here is the problem with 2,500 lbs of predatory sea potato using the slipway of a lifeboat station as a spa bed: sometimes, canoeists get in trouble near Stackpole and need rescuing and then some underwhelmed Welsh coast guard is going to have to try to chase said predatory sea potato off the slipway so they can launch the boat.
Here is the problem with that scenario: an underwhelmed Welsh coast guard basically views 2,500 lbs of predatory sea potato as a sort of ornery gelatinous cow, and so will try to do this with, and I am not making this up, a broom. But a ton of overgrown seal has no fear of brooms, so the attempt is not entirely successful under time-sensitive conditions while canoeists are actively drowning 10 miles away.
Solution? An air horn.
Which did work long enough to get the boat out, and then Wally clambered back aboard barely minutes later and fell asleep again. So trick learned, I guess.
Anyway, since I've apparently become Tumblr's primary Wally journalist, I thought I'd go for a cheeky visit again today so I could report on their condition FIRST HAND (you're all welcome, I have incredible integrity). Today I tried using a binocular over my phone camera with was extremely stressful and moderately successful - and I have two pieces of NEWS.
Story the First
Two dinghies with divers aboard suddenly turned up and sailed right up to them. There are Welsh Marine Life Rescue volunteers everywhere, and one woman immediately yelled "YOU ARE TOO CLOSE. MOVE AWAY."
Everyone on the cliff went silent. The boats went closer.
"YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW," yelled the beachmaster. "MOVE AWAY."
Tumblrs, they did not.
"CAN YOU HEAR ME?" she yelled. "MOVE AWAY."
At which point, the whole fucken cliff starts joining in, because Welsh people are Like That.
"Move away!"
"Leave 'im alone, mun!"
"Move away, butt, what you doing!"
"He's the size of an 'orse, bois, can't you see 'im from here?!"
"Bloody move you fucks, you'll scare 'im away again!"
(That last one was, I swear, an eighty year old woman.)
The boats, suddenly being yelled at by a whole cliff of Welsh people, sailed away. Later, we followed the beachmaster who was now on a mission, and found her with a couple of community police officers ripping the shit out of the divers. It was very satisfying.
Story the Second
I mentioned my binocular and phone trick. It came in handy. At first it gave me some very satisfying shots for a distance picture on a phone camera:
But, you know, whatever.
But THEN I got this picture:
which I got 0.256778 seconds before that majestic Arctic beast of purest beautiful nature untamed FELL OFF THE SIDE OF THE SLIPWAY LIKE A CAT THAT GOT TOO CLOSE TO A TABLE EDGE
Wally was fine, the seagull to the right was traumatised.
This is not an update as such but my friend Chris who I took with me to get the scoop on Wally on Sunday had a real camera with him, and he has produced a WAY better photo than I did, and I want you all to see Just How Louche a Walrus is capable of looking:
Handsome boi
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
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Looks like 2021 is really out here trying to make up for 2020 with potential proof of a family of live thylacines caught in photos. According to the video, heâs awaiting basically one last expert to weigh in, but the others have apparently all agreedâŚ. A mom, dad, and their baby.
Iâll get a transcript up in a few minutes but Iâm so excited to hear this!
[Video transcript
[Video begins with words over the striped part of a thylacine pelt. The words read âThylacine Awareness Group of Australiaâ on a red banner. It switches to the face of a bearded man with an accent talking as he walks across farmland. He is the sole speaker for the entire video (but Iâm breaking up his speech to make it easier to read with eyes)]
Man: Good evening everybody. This is um⌠uh Me, coming to you live from northeast Tazzy, from some little town that grows a bit of hops for all the beer. So. The last 10 days Iâve probably been acting a bit weird to everybody in the group and online and uh thatâs because uhm. Yâknow I was checking the SD cards, I found some photos that were pretty damn good.
I know what they are. And so do a few independent witnesses, expert uh canine judges, feline judges, and a vet so far have seen it. Iâve left the⌠the images with Nick Mooney from uhm the museum. Heâs an honorary to the museum in Hobart [???? teamek maybe?]. Heâs having a look at them and uhâŚ
I can tell you thereâs 3 animals. We believe that uh- when I say we, I mean myself and the committee of TAGA - believe that the first image is the mum, we know the second image is the baby, because itâs so tiny, and third image is the dad. And thereâs a little bit of a clue with the mom and the dad as to what they are, certain features of them, ah, but they are ambiguous. HOWEVER. The baby is not ambiguous. The baby has stripes, a stiff tail, the [âhawk/hock?], the coarse hair, itâs the right color, itâs a quadruped. Stocky. And itâs got the right shaped ears. So, looking at the baby, not only do we have a family walking through the bush, we have proof of breeding. So, it puts our thylacine in a much stronger position than itâs been in for the last 30 something years now. 35 I believe.
So, we wait and see. We get confirmation or rejection from Nick Mooney. Either way, um, the museumâs had the first chance to look at the photos. Iâve done the right thing and given the experts a chance to have a look and tell me what they think. Soon, we will know. Hopefully by the end of the week, but it may take a bit longer, and weâll plan our strategy around that um and hopefully be able to work with the museum and go forward in having the animal reclassified as critically endangered. OR ENDANGERED. We donât know. We donât know how many are there, but we know thereâs at least 3 wandering around northeast Tasmania with the intention of continuing to do so.
So. Congratulations everyone. [he holds up the beer can heâs been carrying} Weâve done it. Cheers.
[The initial image of thylacine stripes overlaid by the Thylacine Awareness Group of Australia appears]
End transcript]

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My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes!
 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I donât have to break a single rule to do it!
 I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power!
Finally a concise, accurate description of what Iâve been doing the past ten years
This is blurb to fake it til you make it
Courtesy of Kelli Whitfield of DMWYD on Facebook
If a company made an action figure of your dog (or other pet), what two accessories would be included?
For Samwise, it would be a Chuckit ball and a little winter jacket.
Dave would have his leash/harness and his little horse webkinz.
Kepler would have a bandana and a bag of treats. Or maybe his IKEA tunnel.
Astra would have her plaid harness and a da bird toy.
Orion would have his spiral and a carboard box he can rip apart.
Pickle Man snack break!!!
I know some of you are like me and can forget to eat regularly.
Let Dried Pickle Man's horrible maw be a gentle reminder to go put somethin' in your tummy! You will probably feel less yucky!
DPM, lookin out for all of us.
Reblog to help him remind YOUR followers that snacks are great!
...I think they misspelled adorable maw...
It's a bit of both, honestly.
Go eat somethin'!
I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that
I learned recently that at least some tribes of early Britons (in particular the Silures and Picts) were actually dark-skinned people with curly black hair. Contemporary sources compared them to Iberians and even Africans.
This supposedly has to do with the fact that the original Celts were Iberian and their ancestors migrated across the strait of Gibraltar from Africa. The red-haired and pale look typically associated with Celtic identity likely comes from admixture from Germanic peoples. Remember that everyoneâs ancestors came from Africa if you go far back enough.
Evidence of this phenotype can still be seen in some people today, particularly those from Wales and other western coastal regions. For example:
Welsh presenter Alex Jones
Welsh footballer Chris Coleman
Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones who can notably pass for Hispanic.
English actor Ian McShane
Itâs important to note that none of these people are immigrants or descended from immigrants. They all come from families native to the British Isles.
The take-home message here is A) donât ever let anyone tell you British = pale and B) this
may actually be one of the most accurate versions of Guinevere weâve seen so far.
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Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.
I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. Whatâs more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.
Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the catâs (or other animalâs) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully.
Yes! Pretty much every glow in the dark science animal is that way because of the above! A lot of people donât get that, and think scientists are just screwing around and doing slightly irresponsible things with animal DNA just cuz they can. Thatâs not the case at all
To be fair theyâre not really glow in the dark, they technically fluoresce under blacklight. The gene responsible causes the animals to produce green (or less commonly red, like the cat on the left) fluorescent protein, which is why itâs usually called the GFP (or RFP) gene. Theyâve actually put it into a lot of different animals, including mice, rats, chickens, rabbits, monkeys, cats, fish, frogs, pigs, axolotls (and you can buy these ones!), and some insects!
A few years ago (2009) they bred the first RFP dog, named Ruppy (ruby puppy):
Gonna talk about those MRNA vaccines real quick.
So, many of us (possibly not all, because other vaccines in the pipeline) are going to be getting either the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine.
What vaccine you end up getting is likely to depend on your age, health, and where you live. Pfizerâs vaccine is harder to store and transport, so if you live in a big city youâre more likely to get that one.
For what Iâm going to say, though, it doesnât make a difference.
Youâre going to be getting two shots, a few weeks apart. For Moderna, itâs 28 days (4 weeks). For Pfizer, itâs 21 days (3 weeks). Yes, this sucks. No, this is not ideal for mass vaccination. Youâll get a card that will remind you to come back for the second dose. The person administering the shot, most likely a pharmacist, will also ask for your cell phone number so they can text you. Because if you donât come back that first shot is a waste of time.
We donât know for sure if the single shot gives any protection at all, but the reasonable assumption is that it doesnât.
This means you need to get your ass back in there for that second shot. And while you are waiting for that shot, you are not protected.
This means you should continue to wear a mask, etc. In fact, if possible, you should be even more careful, because if you get sick and canât come in for that second shot? Theyâll most likely have to start over. The trial included longer periods between the two, so you might be fine, but there is a risk here.
And once you have had that second shot?
Itâs going to take two to four weeks to build antibodies, during which time you will have lower, but increasing, protection. Theyâll tell you what it isâŚthat data hasnât been released yet, but will be.
So you should still continue to be careful for those weeks.
Finally!
We donât know if these vaccines provide what is called sterilizing immunity, meaning you canât be infected and canât pass it on.
They may only provide functional immunity, meaning you get infected but donât get sick. You could still transmit COVID-19 to others, although the risk is lower.
Which means?
Yeah, the masks have to stay on until the case numbers and other metrics are looking good.
Please donât be those people who get that first shot and go throw a wild party. Have a bit of patience.