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Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.
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*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*
Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

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"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Man, the man is non-stop
I need everybody to know that this is what's the most recent update on that website, and the person who put it there is in fact the funniest person alive
We should add that they (the author of this website) did this with Hank’s approval and encouragement.
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people saying they feel bad about reporting the new pornbots because the URLs are so good. i dont. i want to report them even harder. the URL pointless-soap needs to be liberated and reappropriated by the people
GUESS WHO'S FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
Me: hey attending, could you help me sign out this X soft tissue tumour
Attending: oh dear, I very rarely deal in these kinds of tumours. How do we know it's X and not Y?
Me: [desperately trying to not say "because it looks like an X"] well, it has a few distinct findings-
Attending: what stains do we routinely do for an X?
Me: [desperately trying to not say "routine stains for soft tissue tumours aren't a thing"] I don't know, but when I first learned to recognize these, I used A and B...
Me: [desperately trying to not say "but I already know what they will show"]
Me: ...but I already know what they will show
Attending: [hems and haws] order the stains
Me: ok cool
Me: [desperately trying to not-
Me: I'll be very surprised if they show something unexpected
Me: ...but that's, uh, part of the fun!
Attending: [completely unbothered] ok cool see you later
Me: [wheezes in autism]

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reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:
if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people
Having a good URL is no longer an excuse. We shoot on sight, it's up to you to warn us you're real.
Check out this histo section one of the histo techs at school won an award for. It's a pentachrome stain of a section of canine skin.
Higher quality image than the one on our own website found here.
She has a bunch of other sections on instagram, too.
one of the best aspects of this website is that if you say something incorrect and the post takes off you are 100% guaranteed to be corrected at some point by somebody who knows what they are talking about because the "un(willingly)employed savant with an axe to grind" population here is off the fucking charts. you won't just be told you're wrong, you'll get a short thesis about it and maybe some graphs
somebody should warn the twitter immigrants that adding your thoughts in a reblog on someone else's post instead of in the tags/making your own post about it automatically enables melee PVP
I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.
oh yeah here’s one I made a while back
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”
Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.
ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
It feels taboo as a childfree person to admit this but I actually do have concerns about who is going to take care of me when I'm old. The elder care system in our nation relies A LOT on the unpaid care labor of adult children. I just don't think that's a good reason to have kids.
"But you'll have more money!" does not completely put this to rest for me. Neither does "Buy care insurance!" Even if I can afford direct personal care, who is going to advocate for me to get it? Who is going to navigate bureaucracy for me when I'm 80?
"You could have kids and they might still not take care of you when you're old!" That's true, but doesn't solve my problem.
I think childfree people get very defensive about this question because its used as a kind of "gotcha!" against us, but I actually do not feel we can afford to be in denial about this reality. Based on current trends of more people in their 30s stating they intend to be permanently childfree, we are going to see a huge wave of childfree adults hitting the eldercare system at once in a few decades. Childfree people in their 30s should be advocating around eldercare NOW.
Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.
Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

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In an interesting turn of events I have been enrolled in a six hour couples bondage seminar despite being both 1. painfully single and 2. Incredibly anxious but fuck it we ball, I guess
I thought "Excellent, I've been looking for more formal training in this area" so I signed up and then twenty minutes later the hamster running the wheel that powers my brain woke up and I went "ah shit, I need a date for this don't I"
Totally understandable thought! But do consider:
You can choke someone unconscious in just 15 seconds. Temporary or permanent brain damage can then occur within 30 seconds. After 3 minutes, the brain will shut down and they will die.
And yet, plenty of people think getting choked in bed is sexy, and will attempt it without any research whatsoever.
Did you know that using binding materials that are too thin can cause lacerations? Or that tying someone in the wrong position can kill them? Did you know that just surface pressure held too long, without any struggling or pulling, can feel like a bone-deep bruise? Or alternatively, that too much slack or movement can strip skin right off, and you might not even feel it happening?
Sitting in a big room writing down notes and following an instructor really isn't all that sexy for me personally, true, but a lot of kink comes with risk, and making the concious choice to engage in kink without taking steps to minimize that risk is, frankly, dangerous and irresponsible.
Like.... every sky diving attendant probably had to pass a few exams before jumping out a plane with you, right? So wouldn't you feel a little unsafe jumping with one that was just making it up as they went?
It's not much to look at, but can you see that little strip of darker skin along the middle of my wrist? It hardly looks like anything at all, but that's from a friction burn, and it's about 3-4 years old.
I don't really want to talk about the circumstances involved, because that's kinda personal, but I can tell you that I didn't feel it happening and it took a really, really long time to heal.
(That little indent on the far left is part of it, too- I actually wound up losing a couple millimeters of skin there, and now it creases different. In the winter, it goes all blotchy and purple still like a bruise.)
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense