with great power . . .

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

connor storrie doesn’t need to say that he’s gay because saying you live in west hollywood and do alternative clown shows is enough. hudson williams doesn’t need to say that he’s bi bc he’s already made a dozen short films with premises so bizarre that they could only come from the mind of a bisexual pervert

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

“How do you justify being a lesbian and wanting to have sex with Connor Storrie” well first of all that will literally never happen second of all sexuality and desire is complicated and third of all it’s vital to me that both of us are still gay in this fantasy

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018