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@cellophaneprism
Normal person in my community: after much deliberation I have decided to name my stuffy "buck!"
What i want to blurt out: That's the name of my first dog, the one my sociopath older brother strangled in the bathtub.
What is say instead: ....cool!
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
Been waiting for this to come ‘round since @cellophaneprism got here.
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Treehole antlion, Cymothales sp., Myrmeleontidae
Photographed in Mabira Forest, Uganda by Frank Deschandol
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Called that because instead of making a pit in sand, the larvae hide under sawdust in tree holes made by birds and termites and stuff :)
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WIBTA for sabotaging my boyfriend's hookup with his girlfriend by filling his sex playlist with DJ Crazytimes
I (28NB, they/he) have known my boyfriend (call him C, 29M, he/him) for some 15ish years now. As long as I've known him, he has been on and off again with his girlfriend (call him T, 29NB, he/him). Respectfully, and with love, C and T are two of the worst and most annoying people I know. I want to marry them both specifically so that I can study them under a microscope like a parasitic virus.
Technically they're monogamous, but they're both hooking up with other people (myself included), usually the same people, because they have the same taste in lovers (bad). I have suggested that they give actual polyamory a try, and they reject the idea wholeheartedly. I think they get off on their dynamic, and far be it from me to try more than the bare minimum to dissuade them from it.
A couple months back, they got into a fight and broke up (again) because T (who was unemployed at the time) stole $50 from C (who works at GameStop) so that he could pay for a tank of gas (using C's car) to go hook up with another guy a couple states over. C was not upset that T was hooking up with another guy (because he was Also hooking up with that guy and knew he would not have a leg to stand on), but because of the stolen money + car.
C and I currently live together, because you can't afford an apartment on a GameStop salary, and also, like I said, he's my boyfriend. I'm making carnitas tacos next Friday, and T is coming over, because despite everything, he has nothing else to do on a Friday night. I know that C and T are going to get into a huge fight, and I know that it's probably either going to end with them getting back together out of spite or with someone's vehicle getting keyed--I'm betting on both.
Here's where I think I might be the asshole. I would really like to get inbetween them. Not in a "I don't want you to date each other" kind of way, but in a "holy shit you are both so insufferable i would like to get in on that" kind of way. I currently have my thing with C, and I've hooked up with T once in the past, but I would really like to make it official with him as well.
My plan is as follows: C and T are going to be in the same space again next Friday. They're going to fight, then hook up, then get back together again. C is one of those cybersexual "i built my own computer and run it on Linux" people, which is to say, he thinks tiktok and youtube are evil, and he he thinks spotify premium is supporting megacorporations. So, his sex playlist for T (we do not have our own sex playlist) is just an actual folder of mp3 files.
While C is at work, I'm going to log into his computer and change several of those mp3 files to DJ Crazytimes' Planet of the Bass, which I play often, and he is frequently annoyed by. My hope is that he'll realize it was me, he'll come and yell at me for ruining their hookup, T will take my side to piss him off, and the tension will get to the point where they let me join their hookup, and I can ask to date both of them after that.
To be clear, I recognize that I'm also Incredibly Toxic for enabling and encouraging this behavior. That said, I feel like I'm justified in this scenario considering C and T are both Also toxic, and furthermore, it is a known fact that I'm dating C right now, so for them to hook up, C would technically be cheating on me. I asked C's sister (a childhood friend of mine) for her take on whether it would be funny or just annoying, and she just told me that we all deserve each other, so I think I should be good. Am I being uniquely shitty here?
AITA?
YTA
NTA
JAH
NAH
ESH
INFO
What are these acronyms?
Hi! I'm OP! A lot of folks in the replies were asking for an update to this and, well, this actually already happened, so!
We did not end up getting as far as the DJ crazytimes playlist. This is because
T ended up proposing before carnitas night came around
C said yes for some reason
T and I did end up hooking up again, I asked if we could all date and he said he didn't think C would like it, but said that he's into it if I'm down--so, I'm dating both of them now, which I guess makes us a throuple? C doesn't know we're a throuple yet but I think it'll be fine
They actually had a courthouse wedding on Thursday
Some additional info!
Apparently C's sister thought I was joking! I was not joking. So when she found out that I'm actually chill being part of all of this she got a little weird about it
She did not go to the wedding (C was very sad about this, T was fine bc he and C's sister hate each other)
C found out about the playlist thing before I intended for him to, bc apparently he doesn't JUST use that playlist for sex (it's also his bathtime playlist). He was pretty annoyed because he had to remake the playlist, but it wasn't, like, a relationship ending or creating thing. Sorry for the anticlimax there!
I've also got my askbox open if anyone has any questions that don't just amount to "go to therapy"! <3
I do feel honor-bound to report that this blog has been quite active and I'm kind of living for whatever the hell they have going on so
character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move
he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move
(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front of their teammates)
The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter
Because they are all speedsters, they can see what the others are doing. They ALL know how Heat Vision Man and The Archer do it.
But they just can’t figure out SpeedRun’s trick.
Leaping into 2025 with audacity
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
Here's a thought. He brings her back, and she's perfectly normal. But he's driven himself to the brink of insanity trying to get her back that he's convinced himself that something will go wrong. And when nothing goes wrong, he's left so paranoid that he kills her again. And again. And again.
Until he's sure that it's her.
Op they Ship Of Theseus'd your post
She came back different, but death gave her time to consider things, and work on herself. While he was obsessing over necromancy, she was getting over some early trauma.
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
Kevin's battery was dead in the parking lot... and Keith had the jumper cables.
(Their wives knew each other from book club)
I made a bindrune for Deny, Defend, Depose that's easy to draw quickly on things like insurance paperwork. 🫀
For more info: Deny, Defend, Depose runic charm reference
I get sick of being accused of betraying Han Solo… [Lando] was up against Darth Vader. He had to figure something out. By the way, did anyone die?
– Billy Dee Williams defending Lando’s honor
Lando was a city administrator. He had a responsibility toward thousands of people and the industry on Cloud City. He’s hoping if he just cooperates, the Imperials will catch this Skywalker dude and fuck off, but then Vader tests him by giving Han to Fett and then again when Vader says he’s going to leave a detachment behind. Lando’s already started plotting, but interference with his people is the last straw. How should he trust Vader at that point to not use a Star Destroyer to then blast the city to pieces? With two high-value Rebellion figures on board? Not a chance.
Lando just made the mistake of thinking he could trust Vader not to go further than initially stated. Optimist’s error.
If Lando hadn’t cooperated Vader would’ve just chokeslammed him and found a different way, so… why die pointlessly when you can keep the game going until the odds stack up in your favor
edit: also in order to set up the contingency plan he couldn’t have stormtroopers hovering over him, and also Lobot (all-time baddest chief of staff) had to have complete freedom to act. hence playing along was necessary to get all the pieces in place.
I don’t think Lando really trusted Vader, but he couldn’t defy him right away. And certainly not to his face.
I co-sign this. It is very clear, throughout, that Vader is changing things whenever he wants.
Han being frozen? That was never part of the agreement.
Leia and Chewie being taken to Vader’s ship? They were to be left there under Lando’s supervision.
Lando is in a shit position the entire time, and just sees it getting worse every step. He probably thought “Hey, I can protect Han and Chewie, I don’t care about this Skywalker.” And then Vader just kept going.
Which is why you never negotiate with fascists, ladies and gentlemen.
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Honestly? Way more terrifying. I’ll behave.
This is a threat.
One will kill you if it perceives you as a threat… the other will kill you if it can.
