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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isnāt more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
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I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue
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A tender, Wintery kiss for the Goddess Iưunn from the Goddess Skaưi. Inspired by an apple tree in our yard that is usually one of the last trees in its area to lose its leaves when the killing frosts and freezes come.
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The Lightning Son WIP
(P@treon saw it first~)
The average internet user should not have to become an expert on adversarial watermarking just to keep a MULTIBILLION+ DOLLAR company from stealing their work.
Bootblacking is top level kink because it's one of the few I can think of where the nominal sub is treated as a thoughtful, knowledgeable technician from the outset.
Like, a flogging bottom might be praised for their ability to take pain and know their limits, or a rope bunny might be recognised as keeping themselves in good physical shape so they can hold complicated stress positions for longer than a novice, but even the most beginner of beginner bootblacks has learnt a little bit of materials science (Will this type of brush scratch this patent finish?), a little bit of basic chemistry (If these were last polished with a silicone wax, how do I remove that to start to bull them?), a little bit of leatherworking history (Is that natural fibre stitching on those surplused Warsaw Pact boots, will my polish rot it?) and spent time practising techniques on their own boots.
And it's one of the few kinks I can think of where the top is so immediately physically and emotionally vulnerable to the bottom in that way: I put my foot in the hands of a stranger bootblacking at a party, and I trust that they won't damage the boots I was gifted by my long-dead Master when I was 17, that they won't soak the stitching and start the rot of the boots I was wearing when I first fucked the love of my life, I trust that they'll carefully work around and treat the cuts and scuffs in the leather that I picked up wearing these same boots marshalling at a dozen prides and going toe-to-toe with strikebreakers and scabs on twenty years' worth of picket lines. The experienced bootblack can look at my soles and where my boots crease, and see that I have a weak hip, that I'm slightly bowlegged, that I don't drive and that I walk even in the weather where I'd rather not. And I trust that they'll see that worn-out, poor, slightly sad old man and still call me "sir".
It just feels like a lot.
@spitfaggot
the joke among my leather circle is "everyone subs for a bootblack," not necessarily that bootblacking = sub or dom, but rather, we could have the most stone-top, left-pocket-black-flagging, powder-coated-steel-paddle-gripping Sir Dom, and all a bootblack has to do is move their wesco boot with a palm and they obey. "give me this foot." tugging laces loose with one practiced finger. hefting a heavy-soled engineer up to wrench pebbles loose from in between the lugs. "stay still." taking finger-fulls of huberd's and lathing it meticulously and lavishly over a pair of oil tans - watching my customer curiously eye the lubricated shine with a rising heat behind their cheeks. planting the full weight of their boot on my shoulder and commanding them, gently, to press their weight onto me.
there's something so deeply fulfilling in being a technician, someone who restores leather like a museum archivist, accentuating scratches and blemishes and returning life to those leather pieces so they can go on to keep fucking, kicking, running. i am as much a craftsman as i am a history keeper. my respect is given not just by the titles i refer to you with, but the care i have given to your boots, jackets, and harnesses, and the stories they tell.
Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblrās tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We canāt use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
UseĀ āflashingā in place of āepilepsyā in your tags. You arenāt warning people of epileptics, youāre warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and itās ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Hereās proof of what I mean:
THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

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The Satanic Temple iceberg
When it comes to The Satanic Temple, there's always more, and it's always worse.
"Lucien Greaves" and The Satanic Temple have a lot to answer for
When confronted with examples of Doug āLucien Greavesā MisickoāsĀ pattern of reactionary words and actions over the past two decades, usually, The Satanic Templeās sycophants offer one of a small handful of stock excuses to deflect and otherwise resist actually dealing with it.
Their most recent tack has been āLucien Greaves has changed!Ā Actually, āThe Satanic Temple is a church for imperfect peopleā, which isĀ whyĀ our religion is great!āā an excuse that exceeds parody but more seriously points to the dangers of what is now required of TSTers by way of loyalty.
And yet as we have said, āWhen it comes to The Satanic Temple, thereās always more and itās always worse.ā
Starting February 26, the admin(s) behind The.Satanic.Wiki began releasingĀ moreĀ clips onĀ TwitterĀ andĀ KolektivaĀ from audio and corrected transcripts of old Internet radio shows The Satanic Templeās co-owner Doug Misicko used to make with his friend and longtime collaborator Shane Bugbee, primarily from the incomplete audio of a show calledĀ The ABCs of the Alphabet.
This was back when Misicko was using the pseudonym āDoug Mesnerā rather than āLucien Greavesā as he mostly does now.
These conversationsāintended for public consumption!āareĀ incrediblyĀ bad, but of course all context added to them makes them even worse.
Weāve censored the slurs below, but in the actual audio clips, they are presented as they were said at the time: in full and without obfuscation or shame.
Jump-to links:
āLucien Greavesā wants to write a ā[ableist r-slur] storyā
āLucien Greavesā on the Oklahoma City Bombing and the bad PR of killing children
āLucien Greavesā talks about āThe Viewā (TV show) and network [n-slurs]
āLucien Greavesā on Black co-workers and cunnilingus
āLucien Greavesā talks about the KKK and killing [Jewish people]
āLucien Greavesā talks eugenics and āwho decidesā
āLucien Greavesā on āN-wordsā
āLucien Greavesā makes his case for fascism
āLucien Greavesā really hates Detroit
The Satanic Templeās co-owner āLucien Greavesā on public displays of religion like Judaism and Islam
āLucien Greavesā recalls his pilgrimage to fascist Italy
āLucien Greavesā talks about arson and high school bullying as Nazi national anthem plays
āLucien Greavesā on burning down churches (and temples) plus why we should nuke the āHoly Landā
āLucien Greavesā and the OfficeMax gay Hindu organ harvester āprank callā story
āLucien Greavesā on domestic abuse (he blames the victims)
āLucien Greavesā explains the (true) importance of abortion access: āItās not so much about dead babies as less peopleā
The titles The Satanic Wiki gave them are fairly short, and itās often difficult to describe fully all of what makes them terrible. For example, while Misicko is talking about arson and high school bullying, Bugbee plays the Nazi anthem along under Misickoās story; how do you best emphasize and summarize that?
In any case, if you still have friends who are supportive or otherwise ignorant of The Satanic Temple, and they donāt want toĀ read a long article about it, any of the below clips should encapsulate quickly why these people are not to be trusted.
(For those not up to date, whileĀ theseĀ clips are from 2003-2004, the issue is that Misicko and Bugbee were close up throughĀ 2013Ā when Misicko tapped Bugbee to help re-launch TST after the first attempt failed, and their leaked emails and gravestone-teabagging stunt together demonstrate how little change had actually happened in that decade. More of that historyĀ here.)
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when it comes to the modern cultural misuse of devotions, few things make me as angry as when Saint Maria Goretti's horrific murder is used to 'call out sexual sin'. I see people say that she 'rightfully valued her Godly virgin purity before everything', or that her 'refusal to submit to her rapist was holy' - or, as stated today in a newsletter I will no longer be purchasing, 'she chose death to preserve Godās laws regarding chastity'. She was a child, a child who fought back against her rapist and was stabbed over and over and over for it, and still, in some degree of miraculous strength of the soul that I will never understand, forgave the man who killed her on her deathbed. No, she is not the 'purity' saint; she isn't there as a symbol 'against pornography' or to remind you not to have sex before marriage, and looking at a little girl whose last hours were filled with pain and terror, and going 'oh! this murder is perfect to use to remind teens not to masturbate!!' is so damn disgusting.
šSaint sketch: Maria Goretti

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thereās very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. ITāS OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read āwomen in their 30sā used as an insult one more time I swear Iāll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because Iām also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT Iāll be annoyed
Iāve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and Iāll die in this hole too
Let's do a lil thread where we name drop games w black leads/take inspo from black culture/talk about black culture !
I wanna know more black games !
I'll start:
Relooted is a good one. Shout out Nyamakop for making this game, I think it it's an excellent way to start conversations around Repatriation among folks outside of my circle. Also !!! THE ART, MAN, THE ARTTTTTT
There's also Sword Of Symphony, though it's still in development (it's literally just one guy doing everything)
I like the way that game is literally just. Playing w music notations. It feels like a music conservatory theory exam final boss. Like great, you passed everything. Okay now play Sword Of Symphony. XD
We can't forget South Of Midnight, of course. Absolutely love that game for its world building (once again, the ARTTTTTT), the storytelling, the CHARACTER & COSTUME DESIGN OUGHHHHHHH
Aaaaaand off the top of my head (for now), Hell Clock !!
I'm not well versed in Brazilian history, and the only reason I discovered this game is bc I like roguelikes. And boom, this game throws historical events at you and throws some fantasy in there as well, with a side of black Brazilian hoodoo and EYE, for one, am a fan. If you liked Hades & its sequel you would like this too. Heck, if you liked Sinners and you dabble in games here n there you would like this too.
@creatingblackcharacters