Celia

about to have my third mug of hot water... what a classic

black with moderate white spotting

sleepy with moderate comfortable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

Have you guys noticed how every time a big new social wave of some kind of bigotry comes around, be it misogyny or transphobia or ableism, it's always couched in these cherry-picked examples of people who are too soft or irrational? Like. Okay. That post about the person who freaked out about their jacket smelling like weed was lame. But now everyone is reducing the whole matter to the least defensible position. So the whole other side of the question -- whether people with asthma, or lung diseases, or allergies, or any of the many conditions which make inhaling smoke a serious problem are deserving of consideration -- is obliterated. If you side with any of those people, you're also siding with the soft, squishy, annoying weenie who just can't stand the smell of weed on their shitty battle jacket. And, of course, they also have blue hair and pronouns. We don't hate the people asking for accommodations, we just hate the caricature we made of them in our head. We hate them for completely justifiable reasons, for personal failings. I'm pretty sure this is how fascism works guys. You better wise up.

Be kind to trans women or die by my sword

Respect trans men or die by my axe

Include nonbinary people or die by my morningstar

listen to intersex people or die by my longbow

love he/him butches and she/her femboys and neopronoun queers and all kinds of gnc folks or die by my arquebus

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

one of my top ten french behaviors is that i find it deeply jarring to see croissants (as a whole) be considered as "pastries". a Pastry is an éclair or perhaps a millefeuille or lemon tart or macaron. it is colorful and sugary and generally dainty (not always) or indulgent (not always). croissants (including chocolate/almond croissants) are Not! Pastries. but carmine, you cry! what are they then? VIENNOISERIES. like wien. you know. the city. we stole them from the austrians like a william years ago. no yeah no it Is a stupid name. still not a Pastry however,

another of your top ten french behaviors is having all these fucking rules. a croissant is an air sandwich to be eaten on boats. a croissant is a vessel for lox. a croissant is duck bait. a croissant is meant to be stored in the basket of a bicycle for one hour before consumption. a croissant must be chewed in time with a psalm. a croissant is technically not bread and therefore cannot be eaten with cheese. a croissant must be fucked gently. croissants cannot be eaten before ten o'clock or after three o'clock. what gives, man.

Thy Name Shall Only Be Spoken In Great Shame And Contempt By Thy Countrymen.

My Countrymen Call It A Crossent.

Admirable effort. They shall be spared.

you go in for a punch but i swiftly rotate you in the 4th dimension, turning you away from me but also flipping you horizontally. you're left handed now idiot. have fun learning how to write backwards

actually the implications of you being möbius strip'd are too horrifying and immense to fit into a funny post. i've irreparably damaged your life. you're not only left handed now, but you still percieve it to be your right hand. the entire world is backwards to you, while you are backwards to us. you have situs inversus now, your doctor will think you're a freak and you might get subpar medical care. your childhood home will have the front door on the wrong side. you'll have to think for a moment to identify your bedroom window again. your wife's face will look slightly unfamiliar, and so will yours to her. and when you look at a map of the earth you'll feel a strange, twisted sense of homesickness. enjoy!

whenever someone asks if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed you'll have PTSD flashbacks

WPATH officially classified as "junk science"

This + current actions against the NiH and NSF are an attempt to create politicized and weaponized "science". The interesection of these two actions is devastating

Very hard to comment on this right now. My head is spinning a bit and I have some stuff to work on but this is genuinely horrifying.

Not to take away from how much damage this singular order does to healthcare for trans kids but what do you think the chances are they wait for this to settle and then come in to use the redefinition of gac as "mutilation" to try and ban trans healthcare for everyone?