O shit waddup

wearing panties with a barcode on them so when someone tries to get an upskirt pic they get directed to my website

this is meant to say qr code im just fucking stupid

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

Simon and gar phone call

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.