More of A Chaotic Neutral

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

saw the phrase "if you were lazy you'd be having fun" (meaning if you're distressed that's a sign you're struggling with something rather than choosing to be lazy) and even though it's a phrase and sentiment I've seen many times before, for some reason this time I interpreted it as "if you were lazy you'd be having fun" (meaning lazy people have more fun, you should be lazier) and I was like. ok. wow. say that.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related